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nobody actually says "fook"
but southerners do say "fahck"

Emma Watson’s farts more than likely smell unpleasant.

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corespaffiner

Every right wing man should watch Starship Troopers at least once

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>nobody actually says "fook"
yes literally all northerners do

Think I have a superhuman power to be able to sense an early new before it happens with just enough time to post mine first

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never once in my life heard a northerner say "fook"
the "u" is a bit more protracted but it isn't literally "foock"
whereas it IS literally "fahck" down south

Sick of slag posting. Runtiest gimmick by far. I dont want to see your instagram feed you freak

"fook" would rhyme with "kook"
no one says it like that
well, maybe Bolton

bent bastard

>never once in my life heard a northerner say "fook"
>the "u" is a bit more protracted but it isn't literally "foock"
yes it is literally fook. that's exactly how northerners say it. fOOk.

>whereas it IS literally "fahck" down south
only proper cockney geezers say fahck. home counties / received pronunciation is just fuck, exactly as its written.

pusio
pusio
man like pusio

rah

northerners say fuck as "fook" rhyming with "cook"

y’all ready for the crypto bull run??

strut and foot rhyme in the north

They do in the way I speak. Do they not in other accents?

i can assure you that they don't
don't argue, don't say "yes tehy do i heard it on a yorkshire tea advert", just sit down, put your head on the pillow, close your eyes and be assured that nobody says "fook" ok? no no, thats not accepting it, thats arguing, youre still arguing, just "shhhhhhhh" hear that? "shhhhhhhhh" say it with me "shhhhhh" nice that innit? good.

Having a wank brb

No, not all Northerners.

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Imagine getting a whiff of her bum.

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Smoked a ciggie earlier and now I look, smell and feel like shit. No clue how anyone gets addicted to these cancer sticks when theyre fucking vile to consume and are nothing but detrimental to you in every conceivable way. Can hardly smoke one without gagging. Vile.

Lonely virgin

scousers say cook rhyming with kook though

one could say you were gagging for a ciggarette

Wish I had a boomer dad instead of some Gen X loser for a father

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strut and fat rhyme in the south

average gen x fishing technique

youtube.com/watch?v=D0EYv8yod3A

haven't had a wank in a while

not in most of the south

my boomer dad has no interests at all apart from working
he's nearly 70 and has no plans to retire

wish I was a cute girl

>/J/
What do they say in Plymouth? /strJt/?

nah that's cockney and proper estuarial english, the vast majority of the south doesn't do that

you still can be x

#YesAllNortherners

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just ordered a limited edition john mcginn sex arse

whys everyone fucking dying

My dad retired at like 55 and hasnt done a single days work since then. He wont even volunteer for the church because he's concerned theyll ask him to do more than just mow the grass. Laziest bastard ive ever met. He doesnt do anything but stare at his laptop for 12+ hours and wait to be fed. Given how unactive his brain is its a miracle he doesnt have dementia yet.

*enters the thread*
how we doing lads?

wish i could speak scots