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Pride of Scotland edition

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WILLY

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>bent the bitch over the bed...

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went on a date with a trans girl

she seemed okay enough to me

giwtwm

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youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

I dare you to watch the entire thing

I've given up after a few seconds

so fucking jealous
all we have here is this shit

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*surreptitiously directs you to vocaroo.net*

>girl
>she

apparently sir jeremy fleming, the head of gchq, is in australia right now
in the middle of this ukraine war
just what is he up to
also his middle name is ian and he ended up becoming a spy lool

post images

getting airdropped into vladivostock with 30 of the lads, gonna try and relieve pressure on the western front

just sent this post to him

cocks and brains, the smallest things in australia

Thinking about Oktoberfest lads and I was sat next to this german women who was in her 50s and I was so fucking smashed I thought I was gonna be sick so I focused extra hard on just talking to her and I swear I must have been talking to her for an hour. Reckon I could have shagged her. Would love to shag an older german lady.

Anyway I went back a few days later and her daughter was there and she was flirting with me even though she looked like a nice cute she was clearly a proper slag but I had to leave because my mate was really fucked up. God I just want to shag a german women so bad.

>Sir Jeremy Ian David Fleming
>Sir JIDF

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Why do you always choose food pics?

what do you know about yr hen ogledd and cumbric?

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*replies to your inane blogpost with an image of a scantily clad woman*

did you bring up WW2?

might shag an 18yo sixth former off bumble
will feel properly weird

mental that

Mental that there's actually spies and that

only ever shagged my own hole

ikr. liked the idea of working for mi5 or mi6 but know they would never want a low functioning vf like me about.

> pull a sicky last week
> get covid this week
> annual review coming up so can’t call in sick again

Fucking grim lads I feel like shit would kill myself if I couldn’t work from home in my faggy anime hoodie

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got quite a fresh trim today (to use the parlance of our times)

>faggy anime hoodie
pic?

naughty boy
let this be a lesson to you to no longer cheat toilberg of his rightful labour

Crime doesn't pay

not a word

based

Ex was from Munich and was a proper freak in the bed but looked cute and classy, German girls are a different breed