Pride of Scotland edition
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WILLY
>bent the bitch over the bed...
went on a date with a trans girl
she seemed okay enough to me
giwtwm
youtube.com
I dare you to watch the entire thing
I've given up after a few seconds
so fucking jealous
all we have here is this shit
*surreptitiously directs you to vocaroo.net*
>girl
>she
apparently sir jeremy fleming, the head of gchq, is in australia right now
in the middle of this ukraine war
just what is he up to
also his middle name is ian and he ended up becoming a spy lool
post images
getting airdropped into vladivostock with 30 of the lads, gonna try and relieve pressure on the western front
just sent this post to him
cocks and brains, the smallest things in australia
Thinking about Oktoberfest lads and I was sat next to this german women who was in her 50s and I was so fucking smashed I thought I was gonna be sick so I focused extra hard on just talking to her and I swear I must have been talking to her for an hour. Reckon I could have shagged her. Would love to shag an older german lady.
Anyway I went back a few days later and her daughter was there and she was flirting with me even though she looked like a nice cute she was clearly a proper slag but I had to leave because my mate was really fucked up. God I just want to shag a german women so bad.
>Sir Jeremy Ian David Fleming
>Sir JIDF
Why do you always choose food pics?
what do you know about yr hen ogledd and cumbric?
*replies to your inane blogpost with an image of a scantily clad woman*
did you bring up WW2?
might shag an 18yo sixth former off bumble
will feel properly weird
mental that
Mental that there's actually spies and that
only ever shagged my own hole
ikr. liked the idea of working for mi5 or mi6 but know they would never want a low functioning vf like me about.
> pull a sicky last week
> get covid this week
> annual review coming up so can’t call in sick again
Fucking grim lads I feel like shit would kill myself if I couldn’t work from home in my faggy anime hoodie
got quite a fresh trim today (to use the parlance of our times)
>faggy anime hoodie
pic?
naughty boy
let this be a lesson to you to no longer cheat toilberg of his rightful labour
Crime doesn't pay
not a word
based
Ex was from Munich and was a proper freak in the bed but looked cute and classy, German girls are a different breed