/brit/

32 and I've never hydrated
48k starting

any getting blacked man in

caffiend

if you live in a comparatively nice area consider moving to your pick of the many grim shitholes

lost count how many times some variation on this question has been asked. just ends up with rorke/norf seethe, some povvo bugmen who regret living there and some richer ones who don't.

I'm watching my girlfriend get blacked. Does that count?

Boomers, silent generation, old people across the board are universally fucking retarded

I work as a security guard at a government building and one of my coworkers is this fat old coot, probably mid 70s, former cop and sailor. Guy carries around a REVOLVER completely unholstered in his pocket. Not a modern revolver, an old snubnose revolver. Not only is that dumb and extremely unsafe by itself, but even if you're an armed guard you are NEVER allowed to carry a concealed weapon as a security guard. It's a serious felony. So if someone attacks you on the job and you shoot them with a concealed weapon, you still go to prison. It's why I only carry a knife

Anyway thanks for reading my blog, old people are retards

make your own kind of music

>consider moving to your pick of the many grim shitholes
erm why
seems a bit pointless

my pronouns are poo & pee

Just a reminder Will Smith and his wife are Scientologists, and in Scientologist if somebody disrespects you it is your duty to take physical action in response, or else higher ups in the Org are free to take physical action against you
Cruise fulfills this by shouting and screaming at people who he feels are disrespectful, but Smith chose to be physical.
Point being, according to the religious-philosophical system the Smiths believe in, the type of response he made was the only valid option in response to an insult of his wife.
Scientology controlled Hollywood media and news won't tell you any of this though.

not so bad when everyones an ugly subhuman

that's one
where your evidence for the rest

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mad how they own an entire town in the usa

why aren't you guys racist like brit/pol/

old guy sounds based
from a time before shit laws and health and safety gone mad

the delicious ones

isn't it strange that if you combine poo and pee it becomes poopee? poopee is just poop, so pee has absolutely no effect on the mixture. peculiar

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Both of them have denied being Scientologists.

My opinion of anyone who mentions Will Smith, on a scale of 0 to 10, is 0.

>Birds of Prey
RIP people's cats

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Don't care, didn't ask x

Properly concealed carrying is based (I have a glock 43 for that)

Carrying an old revolver in your pocket for self defense, self defense which would land you in prison for like a decade, is retarded

Scientology is basically in the same phase Christianity was about 100AD. They're also following a similar strategy of elite capture. You don't need to convert the masses if you can convince the elites.

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because you get banned for racism here

only if you clean her up afterwards

they're global real estate holdings are pretty impressive tbf. They own a big gated mansion in one of the nicer parts of my hometown.

you just mentioned him

but i dont want to live in a shithole surrounded by fellow ugly subhumans
then i'd just be an ugly depressed subhuman who now lives in a shitty place

they're being thrown to the lions?

not multiculturalist just dont mind em

dropped trou for a shit and when I spread my arse cheeks apart it smelled fucking putrid before even sending my poo. may have to start with weekly washings instead of biweekly.

To whoever posted this the other day, thanks.

You gave me a good laugh

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As someone who is a 10/10 chad I pity you.

>bears and wolves
>best ones
>most beautiful and important apex predators in their environments
>near the bottom
brits are massive pussies

hope he shoots you, you nasally mincer.

Being racist is a bannable offense outside of Any Forums and Any Forums.
It's just the jannies don't always ban enforce the rules is all.

*whomever

Also people actually want wild boar more than they want wolves? Have they seen what wild boar do to forestry? They fucking destr- oh wait haha you don't have any forests to worry about nevermind

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going to the gym to observe the female arse

ever decide not to post because it didnt look as funny as it was in your head

just ate 3 (three) bananas
feeling monkeyish

mad how the UK recognises scientology as a religion thanks to Blair's supreme court

countrys dense and the existing rural areas are full of sheep herds nor do most farmers have guns. arent you just giving them an unnecessary headache

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racism racism, or nu-racism

brush ya teeth then shut ya mouth nigga

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Man of culture

i do the exact same thing
weird, yes and maybe a bit perverted
but the arses at the gym are absolutely brilliant

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no, I commit to everything I write
it's all mostly genius anyway

Having qualifications certainly helps (I do) but most job descriptions just have it under advantageous instead of essential
If you can prove you know the stuff through independent learning you could still land a position

Kebab(s) on the way de fucking lads!!!
Cooking for yourself is for dickheads

got friends over
get out my parents house ree

Maybe nix all the sheep and start replanting your forests and introducing animals to properly maintain the biome and food chain? Is your economy that reliant on sheep?

equine-like

I don't understand. British people have better teeth than Americans... look it up

badraffi.ytmnd.com/

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Portugal mentioned

>dude just destroy your rural economy

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do you reckon females know if youre looking at their arse at the gym?

>(s)
You don't know how many you're getting?

Recreationally importing coyotes into the British Isles for a laugh

they hope you are

was gonna post something but forgot what it was

they assume it at all times

Yes

More with me it's common I'll make a post that begins to ramble so I'll just cut it off to keep it short and sweet

based

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Have I ever told you lads about the time I got two kebabs for 13p?

lads i think it's pre drinking time

Billie Piper has kissable feet, lads

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need a dolores gf

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Females have god-tier social awareness m8, have you not noticed? They are people-savvy

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Tell us your grand tale, user

have always unironically thought it would be funny to introduce something into the ecosystem for a laugh
not something difficult like coyotes but something small that breeds a lot
perhaps some sort of insect

lmao shut up yukmouth ass wytboi

Jailhouse rocking into the thread like a king

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>oi! don't look at my bum/breasts you disgusting pervert
then why the fuck are they out for the entire world to see you twat
i don't want people looking at my penis so guess what i do, i hide it under my clothes

>not something difficult like coyotes but something small that breeds a lot
>perhaps some sort of insect
The Irish already exist unfortunately.

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sworn members of the bund

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Not really

But really how important are sheep to your economy? Worth having a completely barren island? You people treat forests as tourist attractions, it was bizarre

so you're saying you want sharia law

what was i gonna write

So yeah basically I went for two kebabs cos I was right hungry like. Meant to be 13 quid for two kebabs but I got em for 13p cos the cashier did the numbers wrong and that.

Women are fucking retarded, don't take them seriously.

Based

Two, I'm getting two.

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Women be walking around like this and bitch and moan that guys look at them sexually.

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post another plastic bimbo at one of my posts and I'll spark you out

b-b-b-b-b-b-b nana
ba NANA ph-one

not sure why you keep posting this

Yeah she does, you mug

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mate I make sure they know I'm looking at their arse
and then I bring them home and fuck them
true story

name
now

Wow
Those are the times in life you cherish innit

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Ye, been on an Elvis listening spree. The guy is pretty cool.

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Our brown squirrels are already cucking your red squirrels out of existence

Get completely owned nerd

just farted AMA

anything with surface tension greater than lips is kissable
dog poo for instance