Tell me an ancient Chinese secret

Tell me an ancient Chinese secret.

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Pulverised rhino horn increases your dick-size if you snort it.

every canadian flag is chinese

DRINK MERCURY

2 pound DVD, buy?

if you eat bats you can disrupt global trade

You can eat anything you set your mind to.
Also there are too many whales in the ocean.

Man with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers

raugh
rove
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Shadow warrior classic was the bomb
Shame they caved in to whining ricecels in the modern versions

China envies America and America envies China.

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1 of the timeless wisdom from aeon ago
「古之學者為己,今之學者為人」
Ancient people studying things to enhance themselves, modern people studying just to please others

he who use peanut butter as lube, is fucking nuts

man who wash sweetcorn and pea/pee in same pot, very unhygienic

Deep

Man who rive in grass house should change crothes in basement.

the difference between dog, pig, chicken or cow is simpry the amount of monosodium glutamate

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>Also there are too many whales in the ocean.

That's an ancient Japanese secret.

You mean to tell me ancient Chinese people have their kids to "learn" medicine so their parents can brag about them, and that even more ancient Chinese people learned things for wisdom? Everything is a circle?

I don't get it.

he who enter airport sideways going to bangkok