Americans be like "lemme call up my beer dealer"

>americans be like "lemme call up my beer dealer"

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why you need a specialized beer dealer?
go to supermarket

it's a map of dry counties where they don't sell alcohol probably

How can people look at this map and think that trump won

many places in the US ban private sales of alcohol, all sales must be done through the local Alcohol Beverage Control board at ABC stores. They are like the DMV but are only open 3-4 hours/day and have long lines.

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That sounds fucking miserable, no wonder we have so many libertarians.

>many places
other than PA, where?

I'm guessing all the yellow counties. I know that in red counties alcohol is banned from sale entirely.

jesus fuck i would shoot myself if i couldn't buy vodka in the nearest shop to my house

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LET ME CONSUME DRUGS THAT LEAD TO VIOLENCE AND TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS AAAAAAAAAAHHH IM GOING INSANE!!!

I live in a yellow county in NJ and we've got private liquor stores everywhere

no, I live in a yellow area

Insh'allah brother

The yellow counties usually just have laws stating that one needs to buy food along with his beer while at a bar.

hey retard
where is the key?

My parish has loosened restrictions over the last 10 years. Bars were closed on Sundays and the casinos had to stop selling booze at 2 AM. That's all changed, but I still can't get daquiris at a drive through.

square counties=soulless

>Counties
pleb

>That sounds fucking miserable
And people say we don't suffer.

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why are American borders so autistic and straight?

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Thats the reason we dont look like Russia

t. Loosiana

Bizzare
t. drinker since the age of 15