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The North edition

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good edish

slag of the north

hello

In my basement.

On this day in British History

>1296 – Edward I sacks the then Scottish town of Berwick-upon-Tweed, as many as 10'000 men, women and children were killed. Scottish chroniclers record rivers of blood flowing through the town.
>1856 – The Treaty of Paris is signed, ending the Crimean War.
>1861 – Sir William Crookes announces his discovery of thallium.
>1885 – The Battle for Kushka triggers the Panjdeh Incident which nearly gives rise to war between the Russian and British Empires.
>1944 – Out of 795 Lancasters, Halifaxes and Mosquitos sent to attack Nuremberg, 95 bombers do not return, making it the largest RAF Bomber Command loss of the war.
>1979 – Airey Neave, a British Member of Parliament (MP), is killed by a car bomb as he exits the Palace of Westminster. The Irish National Liberation Army claims responsibility.

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Grim shithole

average speed checks must be destroyed

going to play simpsons tapped out the phone game by EA available for free download on android and ios

was at the pub when all these happened

damn the working class is abandoning us, their self-appointed saviour
should we change tact? reach out to them, bring our policies closer in line with their views (99% of which vote tory solely because of our retarded idpol obsession)?
no, we need to call them idiots who just don't know any better

The grin when you are the ultimate cuckolder

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scranning peanuts

>i love how my body looks in this so a lil nude? as a treat? do you like the way my pretty little pussy looks from the front?
oh yeah?
>UNLOCK FOR $6
fuck off

snowing again

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An angry mob has lynched and killed a teacher in Pakistan, because a 13 year old boy had a dream in which said teacher commited blasphemy
Imagine being murdered just because somebody had a dream in which you insult Allah
Also I'll add over 50% of marriages in Pakistan are between cousins and Pakistan has nuclear weapons.

Check out Will Tile vids, might be up your street

scranning poo nuts

why do people seethe about labour so much? they don't have any power, and the tories are going bonkers

when are morrisons bringing back their pulled pork sausage rolls

thought life wouldve been different

i'm a working arse man

11th of september

Never

Mu hahaha

the tories are cringe but at least they support trans rights and mass immigration

Attention!

The wordle for today is STOVE

S T O V E

That is all

Your mum pulls my pork before I slip my sausage in her rolls

15 shillings for a bucket of scrapings me lord

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kek

iktfb

that was yesterday you fool

bizarro aka zoomer rorke

don't know what a wordle is and frankly I don't care to find out

had to check that they did indeed exist

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do they still do the foot long sausage roll?

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Honestly reckon Peter Kay is the funniest British comedian of the 21st century

have a yawn go on treat yourself

lol

so whats today

today this shitpost became unironically true
funny that

watching dirty videos

very rarely, haven't seen them in months
it's not a quid any more either

just arrived at the hotel lads will be in the UK soon

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30th of march mate, should say in the bottom right corner of your screen

pretty sure the world actually ended in 2012 and everything since has been some bizarre spiral into madness

alri bigfoot

yet it's exactly the same people as yesterday
makes you think, doesnt it?

fucking bastard russians

Did you pack your quads away in your suitcase fella?

just when you thought he's peaked, he has nowhere to go from here, that's when he hits you with it: "garlic bread"
couldn't believe it when i first saw it. i knew i was witnessing comedic genius at that moment. no one else could have thought to say garlic bread a 10th time

have this coat myself

wrong. i used a mac

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miss these too
what happened to the good fuckin food

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did your boyfriend get you that then?

cheesy beans over a jacket potato

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screaming

brexit

i dont own any apple products

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for me its the biscuit dunking bit, absolute knee slapper it truly is

>mass immigration
Not really. The Tories engineered Brexit and as a result this led to massive fall in immigration from Europe. Thankfully the Tories took immigration from non-EU countries to record highes to make up for it.

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didn't arsked

waiting for the women to start kicking the ball

The absolute KING of the frozen pizza game. Co-op's irresistible range wins for refrigerated pizza but these fellas are incredible, only £1.50 too

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they do them in m&s

>The Tories engineered Brexit
nope that was mark zuckerberg and nigel farage

big fan of these lads

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alri literal billionaire

FOB

mad how that's someone's daughter

poo willy

>that's someone's son
>that's someone's daughter
yeah?

the tories didn't want brexit to happen if we're being honest

YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS AREN'T YOU

take it she doesn't have an office job

>m&s
>waitrose
real tarq hours

what happened to your other ball?

just want a milf gf to let me suck her tits while she wanks me off

toilberg gives me £40 on a meal card every week
i literally cannot spend that much in aldi on myself
have to go to m&s to spend it all

wasnt a big fan of persona 5

dont understand that, why would you want to stop there

that's someone's mother

>we shut all your industries down. now have this as a piss in ya face reminder.... seeeeee ya later shelfies!

encanto.. now thats a movie

miss the early 2000s when you'd end your post in an text emoji so people would understand your tone :')

deano over the road has his phone on loudspeaker in his van

I shall now proceed to cook some reindeer meat I accidentally defrosted.

wish we could use emojis on /brit/