The North edition
/brit/
good edish
slag of the north
hello
In my basement.
On this day in British History
>1296 – Edward I sacks the then Scottish town of Berwick-upon-Tweed, as many as 10'000 men, women and children were killed. Scottish chroniclers record rivers of blood flowing through the town.
>1856 – The Treaty of Paris is signed, ending the Crimean War.
>1861 – Sir William Crookes announces his discovery of thallium.
>1885 – The Battle for Kushka triggers the Panjdeh Incident which nearly gives rise to war between the Russian and British Empires.
>1944 – Out of 795 Lancasters, Halifaxes and Mosquitos sent to attack Nuremberg, 95 bombers do not return, making it the largest RAF Bomber Command loss of the war.
>1979 – Airey Neave, a British Member of Parliament (MP), is killed by a car bomb as he exits the Palace of Westminster. The Irish National Liberation Army claims responsibility.
Grim shithole
average speed checks must be destroyed
going to play simpsons tapped out the phone game by EA available for free download on android and ios
was at the pub when all these happened
damn the working class is abandoning us, their self-appointed saviour
should we change tact? reach out to them, bring our policies closer in line with their views (99% of which vote tory solely because of our retarded idpol obsession)?
no, we need to call them idiots who just don't know any better
The grin when you are the ultimate cuckolder
scranning peanuts
>i love how my body looks in this so a lil nude? as a treat? do you like the way my pretty little pussy looks from the front?
oh yeah?
>UNLOCK FOR $6
fuck off
snowing again
An angry mob has lynched and killed a teacher in Pakistan, because a 13 year old boy had a dream in which said teacher commited blasphemy
Imagine being murdered just because somebody had a dream in which you insult Allah
Also I'll add over 50% of marriages in Pakistan are between cousins and Pakistan has nuclear weapons.
Check out Will Tile vids, might be up your street
scranning poo nuts
why do people seethe about labour so much? they don't have any power, and the tories are going bonkers
when are morrisons bringing back their pulled pork sausage rolls
thought life wouldve been different
i'm a working arse man
11th of september
Never
Mu hahaha
the tories are cringe but at least they support trans rights and mass immigration
Attention!
The wordle for today is STOVE
S T O V E
That is all
Your mum pulls my pork before I slip my sausage in her rolls
15 shillings for a bucket of scrapings me lord
kek
iktfb
that was yesterday you fool
bizarro aka zoomer rorke
don't know what a wordle is and frankly I don't care to find out
had to check that they did indeed exist
do they still do the foot long sausage roll?
Honestly reckon Peter Kay is the funniest British comedian of the 21st century
have a yawn go on treat yourself
lol
so whats today
today this shitpost became unironically true
funny that
watching dirty videos
very rarely, haven't seen them in months
it's not a quid any more either
just arrived at the hotel lads will be in the UK soon
30th of march mate, should say in the bottom right corner of your screen
pretty sure the world actually ended in 2012 and everything since has been some bizarre spiral into madness
alri bigfoot
yet it's exactly the same people as yesterday
makes you think, doesnt it?
fucking bastard russians
Did you pack your quads away in your suitcase fella?
just when you thought he's peaked, he has nowhere to go from here, that's when he hits you with it: "garlic bread"
couldn't believe it when i first saw it. i knew i was witnessing comedic genius at that moment. no one else could have thought to say garlic bread a 10th time
have this coat myself
wrong. i used a mac
miss these too
what happened to the good fuckin food
did your boyfriend get you that then?
cheesy beans over a jacket potato
screaming
brexit
i dont own any apple products
for me its the biscuit dunking bit, absolute knee slapper it truly is
>mass immigration
Not really. The Tories engineered Brexit and as a result this led to massive fall in immigration from Europe. Thankfully the Tories took immigration from non-EU countries to record highes to make up for it.
didn't arsked
waiting for the women to start kicking the ball
The absolute KING of the frozen pizza game. Co-op's irresistible range wins for refrigerated pizza but these fellas are incredible, only £1.50 too
they do them in m&s
>The Tories engineered Brexit
nope that was mark zuckerberg and nigel farage
big fan of these lads
alri literal billionaire
FOB
mad how that's someone's daughter
poo willy
>that's someone's son
>that's someone's daughter
yeah?
the tories didn't want brexit to happen if we're being honest
YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS AREN'T YOU
take it she doesn't have an office job
>m&s
>waitrose
real tarq hours
what happened to your other ball?
just want a milf gf to let me suck her tits while she wanks me off
toilberg gives me £40 on a meal card every week
i literally cannot spend that much in aldi on myself
have to go to m&s to spend it all
wasnt a big fan of persona 5
dont understand that, why would you want to stop there
that's someone's mother
>we shut all your industries down. now have this as a piss in ya face reminder.... seeeeee ya later shelfies!
encanto.. now thats a movie
miss the early 2000s when you'd end your post in an text emoji so people would understand your tone :')
deano over the road has his phone on loudspeaker in his van
I shall now proceed to cook some reindeer meat I accidentally defrosted.
wish we could use emojis on /brit/