Imagine not using a bidet and thinking your ass is 100% clear of poop after taking a shit. If you don't use a bidet, you're truly a Neanderthal.
Westerners have stinky butts
i squat in the shower and rinse my asshole with the shower faucet
my asshole is so clean u could serve food on it
Good thing everyone has a bidet here
Can I see
Paper does the job well enough
I do this too... vgh, my danelaw ancestors
i said it was clean
i didn't say it was a beautiful sight
If this is a strategy to stop me from fucking Swedish women, it worked
do you use a paper towel and soap?
no i just
use my hand
Same
Put the jet on that shit for about 30 seconds and wipe away anything else that could still be there.
I use wet wipes.
why are scandies so dirty?
I mean even if you get it 100% clean it's one fart away from being smelly again and men fart constantly
yeah this
My turds slip like missiles and leave no stain
Don't bro they're terrible for the plumbing
Just use regular paper and spray the shit away under the shower, it feels good man
if you had poo or something sticky on your hand, would just running it under the water clean it off? That's why I think you need some soap
>they're terrible for the plumbing
I throw them in the trash; I don't flush them.
sharting is not normal
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Yes. Hot water loosens even the nastiest of shit, and of course we use soap or shower gels during.
I'm not squirting water up my ass. That's gross and weird
You shart when you shit in the restroom like all normal human beings do anyways. It's even in the name shart
It's not going UP your ass jesus fucking christ why is America so gay, always thinking about asses, shit going in their asses.
YOU CLEAN THE OUTSIDE YOU MORON.