Westerners have stinky butts

Imagine not using a bidet and thinking your ass is 100% clear of poop after taking a shit. If you don't use a bidet, you're truly a Neanderthal.

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i squat in the shower and rinse my asshole with the shower faucet
my asshole is so clean u could serve food on it

Good thing everyone has a bidet here

Can I see

Paper does the job well enough

I do this too... vgh, my danelaw ancestors

i said it was clean
i didn't say it was a beautiful sight

If this is a strategy to stop me from fucking Swedish women, it worked

do you use a paper towel and soap?

no i just
use my hand

Same

Put the jet on that shit for about 30 seconds and wipe away anything else that could still be there.

I use wet wipes.

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why are scandies so dirty?

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I mean even if you get it 100% clean it's one fart away from being smelly again and men fart constantly

yeah this

My turds slip like missiles and leave no stain

Don't bro they're terrible for the plumbing

Just use regular paper and spray the shit away under the shower, it feels good man

if you had poo or something sticky on your hand, would just running it under the water clean it off? That's why I think you need some soap

>they're terrible for the plumbing
I throw them in the trash; I don't flush them.

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sharting is not normal

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes. Hot water loosens even the nastiest of shit, and of course we use soap or shower gels during.

I'm not squirting water up my ass. That's gross and weird

You shart when you shit in the restroom like all normal human beings do anyways. It's even in the name shart

It's not going UP your ass jesus fucking christ why is America so gay, always thinking about asses, shit going in their asses.

YOU CLEAN THE OUTSIDE YOU MORON.