/brit/

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considering purchasing a signet ring

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corr would love to spaff inside her

Hello I am a nonce

brit subliminal messaging posts COMPELLING me to watch encanto

was brit really the origin of this meme

hello /brit/anons, is this a good joke?
vocaroo.com/

british women are so fucking ugly it's unreal, and don't respond with some outlier copers.

literally they look so fucked up

Shes only 16 asf

ye. find it very weird that randoms on twitter are memeing with it.

For me personally, every kind of jewelry Including watches make me look gayer than I really am

yeah
did really well on reddit
it's unironically why i came here :)

you will never be a mobster
you have no capo, no rackets, and have never taken an oath of silence
Real mafioso look at you and can tell by the way you carry yourself that you're not in the life

mong

I'm not gonna fuck you

everyone thought the cm in 190 cm stood for centimetres
but in fact it stands for children molested

sorry, the coof fucked up my brain:
voca.ro/104EXp06gQNU

yeah it was me who got called a racist in Greggs nobody Willy believe me but it’s true

Never said I was
It's a based look, simple as

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My niece telling me a 20 minute long story about how theres a kitchen in nursery and you can make toast while im just trying to get a drink downstairs.

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epic fail

why is she dressed as wonder woman

cute you should cherish those moments

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*in voice of guido Prince Andrew*
ay, chaz, im raping ova here!!

aren't half of yours obese?

just deleted whatsapp

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core now thats a sex arse

you're telling me I can regrow my virginity if I bed a married woman?

fell in love with a slag, had to end it

>no WhatsApp
>weird wrestling pic
*brands you on the forehead with the 'incel' brand*

nice police lady

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dads never paid for a car, petrol, car tax or insurance his entire life
had a company car since he was 20

wish i was black

*wanks to cousins arse*

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Jockavian
Adj.
A poor place that has much culture and past
"My father believed the Indians were Jockavian though they used to have wealth"

flat as a fucking flatiron, looks like daisy ridley i.e ratlike, basically i have higher standards plus she's a cop so you know she's slept with the whole force

If I want to start watching the football do I have to start watching from the first season?

had anyone honestly ever personally met or heard of a trans person before about 2014/15?

because that's the thing. i honestly didn't. not even one. i knew about them from Any Forums making fun of tumblr in the early 2010s and all the "die cis scum" memes. but i thought it was just an internet joke. a teeny tiny minority of weirdos who you could just leave to their own devices cause they'd never harm anyone

it was as if caitlyn jenner happened in 2015 and the floodgates opened. fast forward to 2022 and trannies are EVERYWHERE. i personally know several people who trooned out. and we now have our first tranny MP. anecdotally it sounds like for kids at school these days, they might know dozens of trans/"non-binary" kids as their classmates. there wasn't even one in my entire school when i was a school, and i only left school about 8 years ago.

where is this all going? are we going to end up in 10/20 years at a point where 25% of the national population are trans? 10% are "non-binary"? what's the endgame of all this? i'm seriously terrified. my whole world is crumbling around me. this is my line in the sand and i refuse to fucking cross it under any circumstances.

that's rich coming from someone surrounded by wogs

youtube.com/watch?v=flYSx-RNb_g

comedy

batty canuck

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HEY guys, COMEDY shorts gamer here

Niggas know who wears the trousers when they see your wife like this

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reckon i'd benefit immensely from going to prison for a year or so, or joining the military but i'm against that and also too mentally ill probably

dont get me wrong, would still shag ridley and the police lady..

Dont like that red stripe one bit

Tits aren't for arousal. Hips and face are. Humans have sex face 2 face with

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I was accidentally conceived during an anal gangrape involving the seed flowing down and miraculously inpregnating
Thoughts?

oh no no no

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reckon no

Were any of the men black?