Scandinavian "women" be like:

Scandinavian "women" be like:

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Jesus just buy a chainsaw

god i wish that log was me

>chainsaw
>cutting firewood

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If it's a lot you want a wood splitter but otherwise just cut it into four pieces with a chainsaw and then use the axe

i see nothing wrong there. what's your point?

why would you ever use a chainsaw to split firewood? a splitting maul is much faster and far less effort. are you trying to split green wood?

That's not how you split it

Prefer a small axe and put it in and then use sledgehammer to split them

Because I'm lazy, just use the chainsaw for the logs while you already have it out to after cutting the tree

That's a man.

pls chop my dick, mommy!

and your point is?

More of a man than you'll ever be, that's for sure

I cut the wood into stove lengths and then let it sit for a year. I split immediately before burning and it is so dry that it takes no effort to split with a maul. If it is cold enough outside I can drop the maul from a foot above the log and it will split, it is really easy

Its called a futanari

conceptualise the odour

Muffin topping like crazy. Scandisson..

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>le wood splitting
The lady who used to live next door would unironically do that.

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..there's more?

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wish that block of wood was my head and that axe was her ass

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yes but it's an anal creampie