/brit/

phwoarrrr

KEEP
RORKE'S NAME
OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

That’s how /dixie/ works because they’re autistic flag obsessed retards

I’ve lived in the south my whole life and can’t even post there because it’s just Europeans with flags on talking to themselves

This is a venerable /brit/ tactic

never been bullied
what's it like?

shall NOT be replying to any yank vocaroos
i know they'll just try to imitate my accent in a mocking way, it happens 200% of the time

like femdom but your willy is soft

horrible horrible horrible

do you not know how poor we are
better off marrying an american janny that a british banker

got a british obsessed girl from skorea that i intermittently ghost over the years who will reply instantly if i message her

got a british obsessed latvian girl that i intermittently ghost over the years who replies instantly whenever i message her and would shag me tomorrow

got a british obsessed german bird who sends me nudes whenever im bored

got a british obsessed spanish girl who constantly invites me to go and see her for a couple of weeks (also sends me videos of her playing with her snatch)

me? a 25 year old virgin from surrey

shan't
simply shan't

>got a british obsessed german bird who sends me nudes whenever im bored
post them or blog off

Used to bully Aussies by doing this via text

Does she still have a...?

Fair but UK won't have a civil war within the next ten years
Maybe I should try Germoney

we're waiting
come on chop chop

for me, there's nothing civil about war

Woke up this morning having gained a clue

mental how easy it is to get birds on the internet
i guess it's because they don't get to see what a mong you are in real life

how'd you find all these then?

No matter how old I get I still feel like part of me is trapped in my school days
Still think about my school days and have dreams about my classmates and teachers and things that happened back then
I'm 25 now. Is this normal. Does it ever stop?

Losing my mind, this is the first time I've ever played this game chaps

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germany is wank, try denmark or something

simply not on m8

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make some new long-lasting memories

>wordle

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switzerland ffs
find some old fat ugly investment banker in a village near zurich with a thing for unpassing trannies

would probably shag dolores from encanto

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im attractive and have mastered faking charisma online, but in person without the safety net i dont know how to fake my personality so i just spend my time getting foreign girls obsessed with me online

What if plants are actually sentient, sapient etc and since they just grow and move really slowly they see us as these weird creatures traveling at near light speeds chopping them all up and forcing them to grow and stuff

>Is this normal
no, it honestly really isn't

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Too difficult for your 70 IQ chav mong ket destroyed little brain?

I fucking despise danes
Fair enough, I know a little bit of German but it's only Hochdeutsch, not sure how well that translates to the Swiss dialect

tard is still wailing outside
not sure why people insist on bringing them out in public

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>OI THAS SEEMPLY NWOT FAHKIN OHN MATE NOW EES IT

why the fuck is 505 by the arctic monkeys (a song that is LITERALLY 15 years old) ranked number 18 on the US top spotify songs?

Why does he get given the questions beforehand?

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LOOOOOOL

*enters the thread*

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are you using tinder on a location spoofer or something?

bit harsh that lad feel more sorry for spastics than i do fat people

got a haircut and now I look awful

refuse to believe anyone involved is enjoying this

I do the same but I'm quite warped

ket cures depression

This but working at sainsburys

beastly harlots, all of them

Would prefer if we could replace all Aussie posters with Kiwis
Also both of you should take that fucking cuckstamp off your flag

it's a good tune

yanks have only recently found out about arctic monkeys please be patient with them

aye, also used to use interpals when i was younger and formed a harem of eastern europeans/asians that i still have contact with on whatsapp

they're even doing piss porn on mainstream porn sites like brazzers that aren't specifically dedicated to piss
the jews really are trying to normalise degenerate behaviour

I wouldn't
They shouldn't

ungodly noises coming from the boiler man working upstairs

Police investigate two Nazi war crime suspects living in Scotland HOLOCAUST:

Information about one individual was given to police in London last summer by Holocaust researcher Dr Stephen Ankier. Another name was reported by Ankier in March this year.

Some 1500 members of the SS Galizien division, responsible for massacring civilians in Poland and Ukraine, were brought to Scotland in 1947 and held in prison camps at Dalkeith, Midlothian and Lockerbie, Dumfriesshire.

Another 4000 Category A German prisoners - including the most ardent of Afrika Korps and SS troops - were sent to Cultybraggan camp, near Comrie, in Perthshire.

After the war, many prisoners of war were allowed to settle. The two men now under investigation are the first in Scotland to come to the attention of the police since the failed attempt by Lithuanian prosecutors to force the extradition of Anton Gecas in 2001.

No we haven’t

Be quiet

feeling sad about the jews

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

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Yeah I always dream I've got an exam coming up and not been to any classes yet

are they?

It's pretty obvious to anyone with a brain what the most pressing and likely questions are going to be and it's common sense to plan out an answer in advance
This is normal behaviour if you're ever answering questions like this. No Rorke, you've not uncovered some conspiracy.

yes you have
why are yanks so keen on british music anyway

gonna watch encanto methinks

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kill yourself, runt

Every single kiwi here likes dog penis

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my sister lived in aus for a year and already speaks in an aussie accent and uses aussie manerisms, tiresome larp if you ask me

aye

sick of being an autistic loser freak lads, no friends, no gf, no career, no life whatsoever, sick of it

died doing what he loved

getting a pedicure and platonic massage from 2 thai lasses in his hotel room while being completely sober

happens to me at 24 but im an absolute FREAK

Kek gdq autism produces some real gems

Because you make good music, don’t care where it’s from you just make good music

To be fair Sweden is slowly catching up to you

because of the lighting in the thumbnail i thought this was the picture of moni in the crowd at some wrestling event

BRUCED

weeing isn't degenerate

still get the fears over a post I made when I was drunk which warranted a permanent ban over it violating US law, firmly believe I'm still on some sort of watchlist and all of my behaviour online is tracked

british accents are what bad breath sounds like

we dont talk about bruno
BUT

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another day of being awake and existing until it's time to go to sleep again

Seethe

Would you support your wife if she was gangraped by one of the Black hordes?

screaming

be more sensitive about what you say from now on cunt

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screaming (my bad breath into your mouth)

what about mirabel!

fucking helll can hear the boiler man doing a shit in the toilet haha said he could use the loo but though he just meant for a piss

mad how gibbymoo was here and you all scared her off with your freakish behaviour

I got permabanned for that too, I posted a picture of a man fucking a dead cat, and it was apparently animal abuse or something
howver I appealed and pointed out the cat was dead and decomposing and therefore was not abuse and I got unbanned

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Do you ever find that for the remainder of the day after having had a shower you have an increased urge to wank?

If I'm on day 2 or 3 of not having showered I can quite easily not have a wank but then if I've showered and I know my penis is nice and clean and unsmeggy then I have a strong urge to wank.

>going 3 days without showering
grotty little freak

>LMFAOOOOO
why do black people type like this
is it a condition?

lol
not bad

she most definitely was not

kek get him

link

Probably, NSA spies on us bongs and GCHQ spies on Americans then they do a gay little glowie swapsie to avoid breaking any laws

What is this from?

excellent stuff

i thougth she posted a pic

She was, I've got the pic saved :)

Americans unironically have much worse teeth than Brits on average

*surreptitiously reveals my mi6 badge*
heh

Kek

She's proper peng, lad

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put a frickin sock in it cody you gay buttmunch

my tia pepa her mood affects the weather

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No, doesn't happen me at all but haven't been in schooled for 11 years. (still though reckon I stopped thinking about school a year after I left)

finna move 27k from my measly marcus 0.6% interest account to chad chase 1.5% interest account

no

digits decides what i wank to

I truly was born on a death planet…