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I’d like to think of it as a post fairy, maybe I’ll find a shiny pound coin underneath my keyboard

>Brit
>Only 2 out of the first 9 posts are from God's own country

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*post goblins

are you a cuckold or a bull then lad

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Just an onlooker.

What do you think?

not sure i believe you , sometimes women just wear random stupid necklaces

This individual would have you believe they're a woman
Tory MP for Bridgend in Wales says he was gay raped by a man and now he wants a sex change
I wish it were satire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-60925885

>played 28
>max streak 8
>100%

Hmm

ooh big burly bloke like yourself you must be something of a bull I suppose, are you from Newcastle by any chance?

how fucking slow are you mate that’s old news

only see white people in aussie commercials

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I don't play everyday

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He's catching up on the olds
We discussed it to death 2 threads ago

just found some dark chocolates from christmas strewn about the carpet, reckon I should probably hoover them up (into my mouth lol)

wordle nonces can head over to Any Forums if theyd like

Interview in t minus 17 minutes, convulsing with anxiety

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might sell my soul to the devil for talent and fame like that black blues fella

Fucks sake lads

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police interview?

straight out of an anime sports drama

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Love women

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Same thing happened to me

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>starts with shite
pretty based

One day you'll realise that you have as much power as they do

mad how good scratching your arsehole feels

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is that a guy?

Any formerly fat Norf units want to give me advice on how to resist eating shite, and too much shite at that?
>just don't eat too much and stop eating shite
Great advice, but how do I resist?

>me
Cute tranner, will you be my gf with a willy?

He ran a sugar daddy dating website apparently
Reckon he might be a bit wrong in the head me

Lads just thought I should let you all know... I'm coming out as cis

inflict extreme pain upon yourself every time you fail.
I'm serious, it will work

its 100% a girl

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You're doing it wrong, when you have one letter left but there are 5 or 6 options, you need to pick a word that has a bunch of possible choices, like venal would eliminate v, n and l

quack quack!

Develop a friendly working relationship with hunger

be sure to swing the door open with both confidence and consideration for your surroundings, try to identify at least one health & safety hazard on your way to the interview room, make sure your hands aren’t too clammy, look in the interviewer’s eyes and smile, don’t force it though you spacker, you need to know exactly what you’re going to say to every possible question they could ever ask you, have you even prepared at all for this? did you iron your clothes? have you got a suit on? if not might as well get the fuck out and not bother wasting their time, how the hell are you going to sort all this out in 15 minutes? clock’s ticking mate best get a move on, even forgot to mention your posture, your gait, make sure your neck’s straight but don’t appear to be too stiff and upright, take long strides but if they’re any longer than 126cm people will assume you’re a paedophile, be sure to smile at any passersby but don’t linger eye contact too long or they’ll assume you’re a malicious psychopath looking to blow the building sky-high, in fact you’re not going to be able to do any of this so please do yourself a favour and scurry back home under the safety of your covers and sob yourself to sleep