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Used to be an amazing browser game that was like breakout but every pixel on the screen was a block and every time the ball hit the top they duplicated

Balls going all over the shop aha

Lungberg not happy with ciggytoil today

*in a nasally virgin voice*
>english is literally a creole

a coffee drunk, a cigarette smoked, a toilet demolished, a poo gained

*continues to post despite public outcry pleading with me to stop*

i hate even when normal places put sauce out like that even on a plate. makes it so hard to incorporate into each mouthful on a spoon or fork

here we are then

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On this day in British History

>1296 – Edward I sacks the then Scottish town of Berwick-upon-Tweed, as many as 10'000 men, women and children were killed. Scottish chroniclers record rivers of blood flowing through the town.
>1856 – The Treaty of Paris is signed, ending the Crimean War.
>1861 – Sir William Crookes announces his discovery of thallium.
>1885 – The Battle for Kushka triggers the Panjdeh Incident which nearly gives rise to war between the Russian and British Empires.
>1944 – Out of 795 Lancasters, Halifaxes and Mosquitos sent to attack Nuremberg, 95 bombers do not return, making it the largest RAF Bomber Command loss of the war.
>1979 – Airey Neave, a British Member of Parliament (MP), is killed by a car bomb as he exits the Palace of Westminster. The Irish National Liberation Army claims responsibility.

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Not right in the head man in?

the fresh prince of bellend

a poo lost more like. you're never getting it back

ye if you're talking about the willy head because i have phimosis

he sucked it back up his arse

get it out with a ladle m8

don't own a pair of nail clippers?

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Weighed myself before and after the ol' morning poo and lost 900g. Need more fibre to hit that 1kg mark

never knew about phimosis before i came to /brit/ but now it seems every other poster here has it

I am become sleepy, the goer to bed

> Edward I sacks the then Scottish town of Berwick-upon-Tweed, as many as 10'000 men, women and children were killed. Scottish chroniclers record rivers of blood flowing through the town
and the english still try claim they weren't the bad guys in history

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>An MP has tweeted that he has been diagnosed with gender dysphoria, is a victim of rape and blackmail, and fled the scene of a car crash.
>Conservative Jamie Wallis said he is trans, "or to be more accurate, I want to be".

Oh Rorkey porky, pudding and pie. What are you doing voting for this rabble?

slurping a coke, shouldn't be having caffeine this close to bedtime but here we are

jew tier victim complex and numbers exaggeration

the mad thing is many people in that town were english as well so he killed thousands of englishmen as well to spite the scots

10 in the morning lad what you going to bed for

lies, 10k people would have about 50m3 of blood
that's not river tier, thames flows at 65m3/s
scots propaganda

for me it's a mug of warm milk

>fled the scene of a car crash
Man becomes tranny to cover up past crime. MANY such cases!

He did all that in one instance or separately?

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those numbers are from the english

>it wasnt only a few thousand and some of them were probably english
ah that makes it better then the slaughter of women and children remind me all those times scotland marched down south and killed children in the streets?

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i dont think 10k people live in Berwick-upon-Tweed today lad

>A male Welsh MP today revealed he 'wants to be' transgender and is 'not ok' after someone tried to blackmail him and a conviction for crashing his car and fleeing the scene weeks after allegedly being raped.

what are they putting in the water in Wales?

Mad lad, you need to be put away in one of those places for the mental

Trees are starting to go green again lads. I'm happy, I love nice green trees, but I like it even better in autumn when they turn that gorgeous shade of red

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holy shit mate youre so fucking autistic i just agreed with you fucking hell

they shouldn’t have resisted

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>"When I crashed my car on the 28th November I fled the scene. I did so because I was terrified," he wrote.
>He said he has post traumatic stress disorder.
>"I honestly have no idea what I was doing except I was overcome by an overwhelming sense of fear. I am sorry that it appears I 'ran away' but this isn't how it happened in the moment."
This is a crime and I want this man in (male) prison.

sheep pheromones

>live in Berwick-upon-Tweed today lad
mad that once it stops being an important city it has less of a population
who could have thought
next youll say carthage isnt a city today

Can't wait for the outcry when he loses his majority due to nobody wanting to vote for the mentally ill.

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pictured with PP

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AWOOOOOOOO BAZONGA BADINGA WOOF WOOF

He's an MP, not going to prison mate.

>I fled the scene
>sorry that it appears I 'ran away'
doing a big think at the moment lads

ah yes this person is clearly a woman and you are not allowed to question it

>'There was a close call in April 2020 when someone Blackmailed me, outed me to my father and sent photographs to other family members. He wanted £50,000 to keep quiet. The police were so supportive, so understanding and on this occasion the system worked. He pled guilty and was sentenced to 2yrs and 9mnths in prison.

omd this lad really got roped into a discord blackmail scheme didnt he

two dude = totally gay
two females = ???

>Berwick was a Royal burgh just north of the border, and was Scotland's most important trading port, second only to London in economic importance in medieval Britain at that point. Berwick is referenced to be called "Alexandria of the North". Estimates also show that Berwick was, if not the most, one of the most populated towns in Scotland
Edward did a number on them

we slaughtered your people
we fucking destroyed your languages
burnt all kinds of shit
claimed your peoples muh ancestral king stone because we killed everyone in the village it was in

shut the fuck up crying because no one gives a shit

going out with toilmates later
will be getting drunk and saying embarrassing things, dont care

totally gay and okay

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What a beautiful young woman

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