would people feel mogged by this 5ft bird in your cunt? Canada, probably. People are used to smaller birds here
Would people feel mogged by this 5ft bird in your cunt? Canada, probably. People are used to smaller birds here
Elijah Smith
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David Jones
I wonder if they're big enough to, you know...
Leo Walker
Brandon Peterson
to dab?
Jason Harris
>they're big
for you
Henry Williams
no, not that
Elijah Stewart
I can ride him probably
Robert Gray
>world's most terrifying bird
LOL no. Cassowaries are way more terrifying than a fucking glorified stork lmao.
Grayson Davis
qrd?
Leo Russell
These fuckers actually kill people. I advice you not to get close.
Landon Miller
new 'jak
Jackson Taylor
I could probably heem it ez fr fr
Camden Price
cap doe
Matthew Ward
Nope Saras cranes are common sight in North Indian Country side & they also live side by side by Farmers(some unironically shorter than them)
Jason James
Matthew Clark
That's a lie
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Andrew Foster
Stop right here! You're under arrest for sexually assaulting hundreds of birds.
Daniel Gutierrez
watch out for the talons when it first strikes, grab above them and slam it on the ground until it stops moving, easy. it might peck you twice but thats all.
Chase Allen
Sure. Grab the clawed foot that can literally ream you through.
>cassowaries have been spotted with impaled corpses of their foes stuck upon their legs
Good luck with that.
Henry Brown
based retard, please go an hero by cassowary. it would be ebin.
Jose Rodriguez
if you arent fast and athletic enough you can take the easy way out and just choke or snap its neck.
Dominic Mitchell
so based, please do it
Ayden Lopez
i wanna see this
Jason Powell
>dude a martial artists would totally beat a knight in armour. He'd just swiftly grab the blade and bring the knight to the ground, where with his superior speed he could snap his neck
Replace blade with talon and knight with cassowary.
Christian Hill
he cute as hell
would pet
Jackson Young
svennebögs scared of an overgrown chicken, beyond pathetic!
relax buddy its just a bird
Eli Davis
this but unironically
John Diaz
do it bro pls
Alexander Anderson
Cooper Reyes
hey human boy
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Daniel Perry
>Just a bird
You're right. I'm just touchy because one killed my pet dog in a single kick when I was on vacation. And before you say it, my dog was not being the aggressor. These cassowaries are just dicks - they're always fucking angry, at everything.