Americans look at a liquid and say:

Americans look at a liquid and say:
>it's gas, partner

American English is a tad silly, isn't it?

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Looks like piss

Wonder how they differentiate petrol and gas powered cars.

they just say its PROPAYNE

you're all retards

Howdy, partner. How's benzene prices lately? Darn high, ain't they?

>he doesn't measure distance in queen's feet
>he doesn't measure liquids in queen's mouthfuls
>he doesn't use the warmth of the queen's armpits as a baseline for his temperature scale
NGMI

Do you know why Americans call petrol, "gas"?

>he doesn't cut his dick to clean it
How can non americans even begin to cope?!

pro-payne?

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Woah there, buddy! Don't squirt in your pants just because we fore'ners find your customs a tad giddy! Frankly, I say you should call earthly substances by their proper names. Can I get amen?

>calls it petrol
>it's not crude oil

>aluminium is too hard to spell, let's simplify it

Would you mind shedding some light into:

you are all lesser than me, do not speak to me as if you were my equal

gasoline
as for gas powered cars i assume you mean natural gas, they’re not very common but we have fueling stations for them and we just say natural gas

Please, educate us on our ignorance.

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I refer to it as petroleum distillate product

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>gasoline
But you are filling up with petrol, I don't understand.

Why do you call gasoline petrol?
How do you differentiate between petroleum that's been refined into gasoline vs petroleum that's been refined into diesel?

Wait, aren't taxis in America all LPG vehicles? I thought companies everywhere had converted for the huge amount of costs it saves them. Talk about culture shock.

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Yes, it’s another word for it. Like sandwich, sarnie, sandwich, roll, bap, bun, etc.
no idea, taxis aren’t prevalent in my area so I’ve never heard of that having happened

What do you mean, petrol is the proper term. How do you fuel power tools and motorcycles?

>it's another word for it
That's what I don't understand, because it's wrong. Why do Americans use incorrect terms for so many words?

taxis are just normal sedans painted yellow
hi-los are the only vehicle that typically runs on LP
power tools are either electric, pneumatic, or hydraulic

Russian looks at piss, door and ass and says "it's a faggot"

>be american
>be in the mart
>feel a fart coming up
>decide to let out a little bit of gas
>it comes out as liquid
>mfw

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it's called car juice, retards

I'm pretty sure I asked my parents to explain that when I was a small child lol

Amen brother

Kek