What happens here?

what happens here?

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the sex

Canaries!

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Latin America starts there

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WE GAAN

South Tenerife is extremely soulless, almost Las Vegas-tier.

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First spanish person I've ever met is from the canary islands. Amazing friend, chill, calm, fun. :)

>Fuerteventura
Surfing
>Lanzerote and tenerife
Chavs
>Gran Canaria
Gaysex and swinging
>La Gomera
404
>El Hierro
???

I live there, in Gran Canaria :)

Based upon their paradisical natural environment and the fact that they speak Spanish, one can be assured that nobody here suffers. There's only beach cocktails and sex here.

The touristic parts are all soulless, specially in Gran Canaria, Tenerife and (to a lesser degree) Lanzarote.

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its full of northern euros

Many Caribbean Latinos have ancestors from there, and as a result, the Caribbean accent is very similar to the Canarian accent.

>everyone speaks spanish
lol

I will hit any guiri who lives here and doesn't speak spanish in the face

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Volcanos, northrons and fugees, Is hij er niet af, die Pan American?

volcano eruptions

got jacked off by a woman on la mareta beach while her husband watched

Basado. (That's "based" in Spanish, from the verb basadar "to be based") I will continue to improve my language skills so I can fit in there when I come.

norf colony

Took a pic myself a few months ago. Pretty wild stuff.

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