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Wasnt there like 100 post in the thread janny binned?

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Embrace golfball sucking.

janny is a freak brother, he gets off on letting us think we've got away with it before bringing the hammer down

you lads ever made a girl squirt?

used to drink the gfs piss if that counts (it does)

piss

heavens no

More of a virgin freak man myself

Only by scaring them.

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Queenbros... It's over.

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worst part about dating SEA women is that they're all sub 5 foot

ah yes

reminds me of when i was young and id put my fingers through letterboxes in doors lol

gf is an proper fountain, especially when shes drunk
absolutely soaks the bed

larping aside, if someone did do this and the police investigated you'd probably get done via Ring video doorbell footage

this was peak cringe even if it was staged.

poor old lass
want to give her a hug x

based

definitely wasn't staged; absolutely no good for Will Smith has come from it.

If it had been staged he'd have come out and said it by now, if only to salvage the dregs of his reputation.

>his gf pisses the bed

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Somehow have both constipation and diarrhea
Not sure which to take medication for

>order has been made
>no driver assigned
for fucks SAKE it's going to be clap cold

Just picked the gf's nose and ate it

fucking
bumming
cumming
arseing
sucking

On this day in British History

>1461 – Battle of Towton: Edward of York defeats Queen Margaret to become King Edward IV of England, bringing a temporary stop to the Wars of the Roses. The battle was probably the largest and bloodiest battle ever fought on English soil.
>1632 – Treaty of Saint-Germain is signed returning Quebec to French control after the English had seized it in 1629.
>1849 – The United Kingdom annexes the Punjab.
>1857 – Sepoy Mangal Pandey of the 34th Regiment, Bengal Native Infantry mutinies against the East India Company's rule in India and inspires the protracted Indian Rebellion of 1857, also known as the Sepoy Mutiny.
>1879 – Anglo-Zulu War: Battle of Kambula: British forces defeat 20,000 Zulus.
>1941 – World War II: British Royal Navy and Royal Australian Navy forces defeat those of the Italian Regia Marina off the Peloponnesian coast of Greece in the Battle of Cape Matapan.
>1942 – The Bombing of Lübeck in World War II is the first major success for the RAF Bomber Command against Germany and a German city.
>2014 – The first same-sex marriages in England and Wales are performed.
>2017 – Prime Minister Theresa May invokes Article 50 of the Treaty on European Union, formally beginning the United Kingdom's withdrawal from the European Union

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reckon she’s pissing in your bed lad

It's over.
RIP Her Majesty the Queen.

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dont know whether youre pooing or going!

Have vitamin C, more than 2 g. And the classic prune juice. Get it out!!

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dont care its hot af especially when she tries to hold it in then gets all embarrassed

wew lads

>2017 – Prime Minister Theresa May invokes Article 50 of the Treaty on European Union, formally beginning the United Kingdom's withdrawal from the European Union

5 years since breggsit
ruddy nora..

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might replay stalker

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whats a good way to move to a nicer country if you don't have any skills?

A couple kids lose toes every summer here because northen pikes bite them off.

Pikes is also a difficult word to write without slipping on the keyboard and getting banned for a slur. Almost happened to me once.

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not nearly enough wogs in this england team. at this rate we might actually win this match

Hear Ukraine are taking warm bodies.

open a beach bar somewhere in SEA

you don't

dinner

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went to a posh private school, 9 grand per term, and we went on a fancy school trip when we were all ~9 or 10 in our final year of primary school. It was a long-weekend away on an island doing sort of adventure type stuff like rock climbing and abseiling

anyway the first night there I pissed the bed. To make matters worse we were sleeping in a hotel with these giant rooms and all the room must've had at leas 12-15 lads in it. If that wasn't bad enough we were sharing beds and it was me and 2 other lads slept in the same bed. Separate duvets though.

Somehow, and to this day I don't know how, I got away with it. When I woke up I knew I'd pissed the bed so I just stayed in bed until everyone else got up and went for breakfast. Then when they'd gone I got up and made our bed complete with our 3 duvets and my saturated piss underneath. Then come the following night the piss had tried (or possibly a maid had changed the sheets). Either way it was extremely lucky. The guy slept next to me absolutely hated me and would never have let me live it down if he found out.

convert to islam, jump on a dingy and rape a local of wherever you land; that methods been working exceptionally well for the past few years

fake pooeybarmlad but appreciate spreading the message x

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What's up with the Irish team?

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corrrr love a good poo barm x

once. one night stand. fat bird. made her squirt 3 times. was mental

>Searching for posts that contain ‘hello nigger’. 4204 results found.

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remember one time when I was young I shoved a mobile phone half way inside my arse with the idea to ring it on the landline and then have a wank but it accidently slipped inside my arse and I had the biggest panic attack of my life
luckily I wrapped it in a condom so I managed to squeeze like I was taking a shit and pull it back out
honestly the most terrified I've ever been in my entire life

no im the real pooeybarmlad

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black irish

sounds a bit bent all you lads in one bed

Disclosure are the zoomer Daft Punk in terms of how much influence they will have on the next generation of dance musicians.

> complain food was inedible
> get full refund
> stick cold meal in microwave

It’s a positive lad

youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4#t=1m12s
>I love black people, but I hate niggas

Never thought Will Smith would end up on the wrong side of this bit.

thoughts on me getting really drunk tonight?

>microwave
dont have one of those killer radiation machines in my home

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shagged one of these

don't have a microwave but I suppose I can eat it and complain anyway

Can any coloured man in recommend something?
Appreciate it ta

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>full refund
Be lucky to get a fiver voucher out of deliveroo

pissy posho bender pissed in the bed

>niggas love to not know
crack up at this every time

a black girl from ireland or just an irish girl with brunette hair?

Yeah but it was sort of right on the cusp of puberty if not only just starting to enter puberty. And none of the three of us were gay.

Fair enough I did yeah.

used to piss myself all the time at school
always thought people never knew
but i'm 100% certain they knew, and lads on your trip probably knew - cant escape the smell lad

Actual runt slop

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>muh jollof

>international footy on sky sports

what the FUCK is this

Hello it's Roobee

fiver is a fiver, will JUST about cover deliveroo delivery costs

no its the accent and subpar english skills

black girl from dublin
really strange accent

yeah proper go for it lad