Why is being a Michigander so great?

Why is being a Michigander so great?

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Not as great as being a Floridian

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Where is this?

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St. Augustine, FL
Northoids stay out

Looks like a beautiful town, but not as beautiful as Michigan nature

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Have sex. Left that god awful state for Texas and I don't miss it one bit.

Texas is too big and hot, and full of schizos.

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Florida has a very diverse ecosystem

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We have a little bit of everything

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Do you have deserts? I think not.

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You call that a wetland. Embarrassing.

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True we don't have deserts but don't you dare talk shit about our wetlands. It won't end well for you.

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Detroit

south Africa is paradise on earth

only problem is the perpetual risk of being murdered and the huge economic woes

Alright I concede that Florida has some pretty based wetlands, but here's the thing. NO SNOW!

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snow is a bad thing

>NO SNOW
Think again, bub.

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Better than Liverpool
This is cope. Enjoy dying in a heat wave.

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>Enjoy dying in a heat wave.
i unironically will enjoy it

Btw in FL you can't die in a heat wave because your always close to either the beautiful Atlantic Ocean, the lovely carribean sea, or the ok gulf of Mexico
Get too hot? Go cool off in the water

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