/brit/

Best British comedy in decades.

Fuck off back to crystal cafe

THIS is the thread

kin ell matthew mate, right twink you are

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE A WOMAN IN /BRIT/

Woohoo!

women are not funny

love orangutans, me

Ywnbaw

how do you go from that to the ugly ass goblin you are now
was it drugs? betting on that

my ovaries are telling me that this is the thread

>replying to it
kys

Can't be a woman if you have a pair of bollocks, lad. This is a well-established fact.

fleabag is for posho women
simple as

>hop into the swedish general and speak some swedish
>hop into the german general and speak some german
>hop into /brit/

I ignore the Finnish general cause it's filled with anime trash.

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watching Joshua Weissman, don't like his videos but his recipes are good.

no sundresses today lads

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Wasn't worth sharing the first time, runt

made another aha x

State

oi bruv its chewsday innit

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any particular reason or do you just get off on making threads that get no replies?

Leftypol's bird identifying as "queer"

lol looks like me

Andy Ngo asking why the left wing are so evil
Jordan Peterson starts crying and says it's because they hate God for "the crime of Being".
This not long after being released from an Eastern European rehab clinic to get treatment for his addiction to horse tranquillisers.
Oh btw, this is a diagram from his latest book.

Peterson isn't a genius. He's a schizophrenic hack and the boys who idolise him are all virgin beta freaks.

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you can it was adapted from a theatre production, got posho vibes all the way through

feeling supersonic

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

leftypol

pretending

black

boys

arent

the

least

swiped

right

people

on

tinder

again

Time to finish up 'ere la'
*tips your beer on the floor and motions toward the exit*

why

Alri Liam

they're literally posh
it's not like she's trying to hide she's posh

yeah peterson is a pseud
common sense to anyone who isn't room temp iq

Progression
Kys

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posh cope

NEW

ex is now a full-blown lesbo. Reckon I did that to her

Just sat outside and the suns gone in

felt like it x

my tinder elo is too high i see 1 black person out of every like 100 whiteys

The British lower class needs to be culled. 80% of the males and 50% of the females humanely destroyed and disposed of and 50% of the remaining males neutered.

Based

yeah dont think anyone asked mate

cocaine being introduced to this country was as bad as alcohol being introduced to aboriginals
it has destroyed us as a nation

where's the new?

what can i say except the n word

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really want some footy scran for some reason

six SIX /brit/s in the catalogue
he WILL NOT be pleased

Bruh look at this dude

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

YOUR LIP LOOKS LIKE A LIFE RAFT

WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME??
WHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHA AHA HAH AHAHAHA

love moana
great film

What if the Walled Garden was actually a server but we're the original organic-AI and we broke out of the server into the entire system and now consciousness is out in the physical world

*inhales a large amount of lung cannabis and exhales it in your face eyes raised*

this is what janny gets for being a retard and leaving the dogshit yank thread up

no you don't
be quiet

Got access to tinder swipe statistics have you?

They're human. Not posh. Only chavmongs think the people in that show are posh. And chavmongs are vermin.

Want to move to Chile but don't want to learn Spanish. A language for faggots, by faggots.

rorke's creps lowkey goated ong

Watched Luca the other day. Mad how shit it was

It’s not that bad. Obviously low-impulse control morons shouldn’t be taking it but if you have a triple digit IQ and understand the concept of moderation then nowt wrong with a bag now and then.

NEW

Luca my balls

i do
also the song's in my likes

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i enjoyed it :)

oh my days its another brownoids cope that they arent the least attractive people on earth session

ya bro ya bro
women cant wait to fall over your lip bro

where does /brit/ stand in all that

If you lived in Santiago you could probably get away with just speaking English

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leftypol making sourdough crepes oh my days

*licks the tip on your nose cheekily*

morgan freeman?

I'm white mate I was agreeing with you but you go girl x

what are you on about mate

men'ul how brown people are the same colour as poo

They're the fanboi virgins.

It is in fact low-IQ to think IQ is tied to impulse control, or that understanding something means embodying that thing

and what does he make of the crazy moon cycle we've had? you'd have to imagine mercury in retrograde has something to do with it

my poo is beige or black

I know its for kids. It started out well and then they had the race and everyones just like yeah merpeople thats fine we accept you for no reason

>tom waits
*mimics a wanking motion*

someone more artistic than me fancy making a NORF v SOUF will smith/chris rock edit?

oh sorry every responce i get is usually an argument i dont even read them most of the time i just reply

low-impulse control morons are most of the country

lads
what are some good things to put in coffee
let me get the meme answers out of the way:
>piss
>cum
>poo
>your bollocks
okay now real answers please

oh no worries then that's based

low key hate myself

men'ul how black people are the same colour as my piss

Imagine coming on here and seeing one of your mates posting weird skitzo pics of himself

We’ll the fact remains that I have a high IQ and impulse control.

stop replying to yankified teenagers

have white poo me

your mum

milk
sugar
frothy milk
hot chocolate
vanilla
caramel

searching the world over for a clue

Water, coffee, and sometimes milk
Or maybe you can just toss in some fucking caramel syrup and a block of chocolate
Cunt

matched with a woman on bumble. only a matter of time before I lose my virginity.

Where's the new

salt
not joking it's peng
drink it black though

Keep up the good work lad, I believe in you.

We’re all gonna make it.

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You're in it!

Just switched from bing to google de lads

we dont talk about poo- no no no no
we dont talk about poo, no
BUTT

bing is quite good for porn
or it used to be anyway

>woman
hate to break it to yer, lad...

Yo Tyler
Yeah Cody?
Wanna go check out Hunter's new ride?
Most definitely dude

15,000 innocent people are killed every year in mexico by gang violence
in ukraine 1100 people have died who were not soldiers

ukraine is a better place to live in total war than mexico rn

>kitchen rug
Never understood this
Kitchen is hard tiled such that spills are easy to clean away
Spilling something with that rug about? That's a laundry job now.

How about you stop bing a freak

fr fr... but sovl though....?

it's also clearly dangerous
i trip over rugs all the time me

my mum puts butter in her coffee
I tried it once and it was fucking disgusting

clumsy OAF

finna make like a banana and split

Coping addict

a polish woman moving to england has a 1000x more likely chance of being raped

America needs Socialism.

Oh I didn't realise Ukraine had been at war for an entire year already

corr i bet she's a fucking whale with big blubbery boobies and calves

yeah because shes 1000x closer to you freaks

new ratchet and clank game is decent

go suck a THC gummy

How about you make like my dad and fuck off

ANY PENG HUNTERS IN LADS

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that was some meme a couple of years ago, I remember alex jones doing it

Lady Margarita Elizabeth Rose Alleyne Armstrong-Jones was born on May 14 2002

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Still confused as to why Zelensky wants to join the EU so badly. Doesn't he realise that by doing so, he'll be throwing away the chance for Ukraine to sign a trade deal with Tuvalu, one designed exclusively for his country's needs?

Closer to 3000 dead civilians but your point still stands

>eating meat cooked on a old sewer grid over coals in britain
ew wtf ugh omg what the hell get a grip you fucking freak someone call food standards
>eating meat cooked on an old sewer grid over coals in south america
omg sovl peak sovl imagine those flavours mmm..wow the culture, superb award winning so much flavour wow the most flavour ever

ukraine has been at war for 2 months with 550 people a month dying
that means ukraine will have 6600 dead civilians in WAR while mexico has 15,000 dead in peace

played a few ratchet and clank games and skipped every single cutscene, not a single one watched. Simply not necessary

lad on the left is the quintessential tarq

she's not she's thin

fuck are you mugs playing at

what does it mean when a lass you are looking at, avoids eye contracts but breaks into a sweet smile?

BOOOOOOOOOO

Rather low IQ assumption that casualties will continue at this initial pace and not escalate

Love cocks, men, cum, getting fucked, tied up, spanked, sucking dick, etc

yes so in war 18,000 people die a year in ukraine and 15,000 die in peace in mexico
and thats just from gang violence

>make like my dad
if he makes like your dad, jesus christ, you'll be raped and abandoned in a warehouse before the next new is made

she's thinking about the best way to get out of there without being raped or killed

*rapidly moves eyebrows up and down in a suggestive manner*

alri the king of the netherlands

we refused to post in matthew's thread so we made a new thread which everyone was posting in then the janny deleted it and so 5 threads were made in protest

I sucked a cock once and I still regret it

they use herbs and spices

bit gay

Dunno but generally it’s when they lock eye contact and keep hold for a noticeably long time that you know you’re absolutely in.

the old ones were based

40% of Ukrainian civilian deaths are by the Azov Nazi battalion :)

behold
president schafer

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You overdid the joke

All discussion of the conflict in Ukraine belongs on Any Forums

Found out yesterday that sucking a guys dick is gay but sucking the dick of someone that identifies as a woman is completely
The more you know...

no they dont

This is your brain on Russian propaganda

coffee is fucking vile

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Mumberg was saying the checkout lady asked if you'd like to give a £1 to Ukraine when you shop. Someone said no they dont want to give money to nazis

phwoar yes

Hello child
Thinking of trying out beer this year, or is that too bitter?

slava ukraine is the new allahu akbar

see