New Australia edition
/brit/
New Australia was a utopian socialist settlement in Paraguay founded by the New Australian Movement. The colony was officially founded on 28 September 1893 as Colonia Nueva Australia and comprised 238 people.
We're not at page 6 yet, janny's not going to like this
poo arsestralia
wacky bruce downplaying the crimes of a serial rapist
Wanking to the thought of being ravaged by the toilfu again lads
who is wikipaedo
1. A common-hold, rather than a common-wealth
2. A brotherhood of English-speaking Whites
3. Life marriage
4. Preservation of the 'Colour-Line'
5. Teetotalism
6. Communism
The democratic people's republic of new Australia innit.
No but really what's up with white numpties thinking they can just start new socialist republics in random south American places.
Like that Jones town cunt
Your mum's boyfriend does this to you
So you
A) get an erection
B) cry
C) pass out
?
Emma Watson pooed in my mouth.
>numpties
You a Kiwi immigrant mate?
when men get raped it's hilarious
Just don't tell him and we'll be alri
might fork out 1800 for a prebuilt gaymen pc and just sell all my old outdated parts on gumtree
/brit/ is the new punk rock
Lol is that Richard Spencer?
No, we in the south use the term numpty often
girl with the cute ears and cute laugh just called me a freak
Richard Spencer isn't Black
why?
Found the Holden lads
Someones replaced my nutella with poo
Tinder date last week wants me to stay over today
does that mean she wants my dink
>cute ears
what kind of ears
*stumbles into the thread*
awri leds
I'm literally holden
I said numpties
Ktwmm(kek that was my mum?
any small penis man in
got a chode me
*dons mask*
(Heckin reddit space)
Itsa me, holdeen deeze nuts
Ash Sarkar footjob Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
for me, it's having a big willy but only liking SPH JOIs
Somebody on /xs/ just bumped my two week old thread that was about to fall off the catalog
still watching supernatural
about to take my phone to the bog so i can watch while i poo
some people think life is a tragedy, but really, its a comedy
xboxtoil looms
your welcome.
corr
>big willy
prove it
stay strong brother
God gives his hard
didnt sleep
staying awaketoil loometh
that's a callback
whos your mancrush lads
wtf is xs
doxxable info
it's 6.85" long, but i won't post it because i'm pretty sure that would be sinful
Console faggot
Grow up
- yours truely, holden
been trying to convince my gf to get blacked for months
lalo
small willard confirmed
Miss him like you wouldn't believe
love birds built like this built thick enough to take a good pounding but still look good in public unlike a slamhog
thats a man.
lel
yeah?
imagine if we didn't have taints and every time you went number 2 you had to smear shit on your ballbag
what did margret thatcher do wrong?
my mate wipes back to front reckon he does this
Going down to Woolworth's for a discounted family size cake are we?
>Yes
Going to eat a full size family cake are we?
>And drink a Pepsi Max, yes
Go on then
>Off I go then
Gordon Ramsay Is Blown Away By Potatoes! | Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted
shan't
alri Chris-Chan
my bollocks are so loose that ive had shit on my sack more than once
Snatched milk
biggest state handouts in history
not much, 80s was by far the best period britain has had since the war.
she never shagged me
She technically opened the gates to immigrants by destroying union culture and decreasing wages.
alri shitebag
stop
Joined the EU single market
nothing anyone under the age of 40 should care about
I'm really worried
How many of you pronounce data as
/deJtə/ vs /dɑːtə/
In the name of love
Before you break my heart
is chris chan part asian? why does he have a chinese surname?
Dah-dah
Yep, it's another wake up, feed the cat and go back to bed day for me
deJtə
what is their endgame
Don't say "DAR DAR"
makes you sound like a spaz
it's almost always dayta in british english
woolworths bakery has to be responsible for a good chunk of the obesity in this country, selling all those fattening cakes and donuts and what have you at such criminally low prices
dayda
always interesting to see the bans from years ago, mostly its for shit like this though
Phwoar you can see his willy bouncing when he jumps around
This nigga got dookie on his nutsack.
How long has it been for you lad?
i dont do it since i dont speak english lmfao freak
His last name is actually chandler but he's a weeb so gets called Chris Chan
hey it was 7 years ago exactly too, what a coincidence haha
Aha aha aha
tranner on itv2 :/
had a dream with jreg in it the other night where he opened a akery called jreggs
A week today
before that like a month
Might grab a pizza
thoughts on the Dune (2021) soundtrack?
dada dada daddy cummies
190
I think your keyboard is broken mate
Holden deez nuts
very difficult poo earlier, ribgpiecd still hurts from it, hope i didn't get another fissure
WOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBWAAAMMMMMM
Just shat out a mechanical keyboard
You think this causes permanent psychological damage?
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