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New Australia edition

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New Australia was a utopian socialist settlement in Paraguay founded by the New Australian Movement. The colony was officially founded on 28 September 1893 as Colonia Nueva Australia and comprised 238 people.

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We're not at page 6 yet, janny's not going to like this

poo arsestralia

wacky bruce downplaying the crimes of a serial rapist

Wanking to the thought of being ravaged by the toilfu again lads

who is wikipaedo

1. A common-hold, rather than a common-wealth
2. A brotherhood of English-speaking Whites
3. Life marriage
4. Preservation of the 'Colour-Line'
5. Teetotalism
6. Communism

The democratic people's republic of new Australia innit.

No but really what's up with white numpties thinking they can just start new socialist republics in random south American places.

Like that Jones town cunt

Your mum's boyfriend does this to you
So you
A) get an erection
B) cry
C) pass out
?

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Emma Watson pooed in my mouth.

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>numpties
You a Kiwi immigrant mate?

when men get raped it's hilarious

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Just don't tell him and we'll be alri

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might fork out 1800 for a prebuilt gaymen pc and just sell all my old outdated parts on gumtree

/brit/ is the new punk rock

Lol is that Richard Spencer?
No, we in the south use the term numpty often

girl with the cute ears and cute laugh just called me a freak

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Richard Spencer isn't Black

why?

Found the Holden lads

Someones replaced my nutella with poo

Tinder date last week wants me to stay over today
does that mean she wants my dink

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>cute ears
what kind of ears

*stumbles into the thread*
awri leds

I'm literally holden
I said numpties

Ktwmm(kek that was my mum?

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any small penis man in

got a chode me

*dons mask*

(Heckin reddit space)

Itsa me, holdeen deeze nuts

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Ash Sarkar footjob Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

for me, it's having a big willy but only liking SPH JOIs

Somebody on /xs/ just bumped my two week old thread that was about to fall off the catalog

still watching supernatural
about to take my phone to the bog so i can watch while i poo

some people think life is a tragedy, but really, its a comedy

xboxtoil looms

your welcome.

corr

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>big willy
prove it

stay strong brother

God gives his hard

didnt sleep
staying awaketoil loometh

that's a callback

whos your mancrush lads

wtf is xs

doxxable info

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it's 6.85" long, but i won't post it because i'm pretty sure that would be sinful

Console faggot
Grow up

- yours truely, holden

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been trying to convince my gf to get blacked for months

lalo

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small willard confirmed

Miss him like you wouldn't believe

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love birds built like this built thick enough to take a good pounding but still look good in public unlike a slamhog

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thats a man.

lel

yeah?

imagine if we didn't have taints and every time you went number 2 you had to smear shit on your ballbag

what did margret thatcher do wrong?

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my mate wipes back to front reckon he does this

Going down to Woolworth's for a discounted family size cake are we?
>Yes
Going to eat a full size family cake are we?
>And drink a Pepsi Max, yes
Go on then
>Off I go then

Gordon Ramsay Is Blown Away By Potatoes! | Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted

shan't

alri Chris-Chan

my bollocks are so loose that ive had shit on my sack more than once

Snatched milk

biggest state handouts in history

not much, 80s was by far the best period britain has had since the war.

she never shagged me

She technically opened the gates to immigrants by destroying union culture and decreasing wages.

alri shitebag

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stop

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Joined the EU single market

nothing anyone under the age of 40 should care about

I'm really worried
How many of you pronounce data as
/deJtə/ vs /dɑːtə/

In the name of love
Before you break my heart

is chris chan part asian? why does he have a chinese surname?

Dah-dah

Yep, it's another wake up, feed the cat and go back to bed day for me

deJtə

what is their endgame

Don't say "DAR DAR"
makes you sound like a spaz

it's almost always dayta in british english

woolworths bakery has to be responsible for a good chunk of the obesity in this country, selling all those fattening cakes and donuts and what have you at such criminally low prices

dayda

always interesting to see the bans from years ago, mostly its for shit like this though

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Phwoar you can see his willy bouncing when he jumps around

This nigga got dookie on his nutsack.

How long has it been for you lad?

i dont do it since i dont speak english lmfao freak

His last name is actually chandler but he's a weeb so gets called Chris Chan

hey it was 7 years ago exactly too, what a coincidence haha

Aha aha aha

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tranner on itv2 :/

had a dream with jreg in it the other night where he opened a akery called jreggs

A week today
before that like a month

Might grab a pizza

thoughts on the Dune (2021) soundtrack?

dada dada daddy cummies

190

I think your keyboard is broken mate

Holden deez nuts

very difficult poo earlier, ribgpiecd still hurts from it, hope i didn't get another fissure

WOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBWAAAMMMMMM

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Just shat out a mechanical keyboard

You think this causes permanent psychological damage?

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