Is your country part of the civilized world?

Only countries with clean butts can post in this thread

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I lived in a bidet country for a while and when I came back I installed one on my own toilet. I swear by them now.

You have been converted to bidetism

People really dont mind having shit in their asses? No matter how hard you try to wipe it it doesnt come clean
If I just wipe my ass gets all itchy

Honestly, I only respect countries in red.

we don't use bidet but we take quick shower after shitting (the unstinky people do it at least)

Imagine the smell of white countries

Do people in Sri Lanka really use bidets? I don't trust this image.

Hello, is this where the based kings hang out?

*looks at OP's pic*

Yep, this is the one

This is the case with every person who tries a bidet
Meanwhile bidet users cringe when they have to wipe
This should tell you everything about this 'debate'

based cleaned asses would lick

what if you shit at work, does brazil have workplace showers?

How do you dry your anus?
You can streamline this process by shitting in the shower and stomping down the drain

Does iceland have workplace bidets?

is there ever problems where the bidet is uncalculated and shoots you in the balls or back? I always wondered this

i just dip my toilet paper in some bit of water if the sink/bath close enough

tongue my anus abdul

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I have one. I really like how it feels to have a powerful stream of cold water shoot up my hole. Feels good man

We have bidets but I don't think I've ever used one. It's more for women to wash their cunts.

Iceland doesnt have workplaces

>How do you dry your anus?
With toilet paper. You still wipe, just not nearly as much.

then you'll stink for a while until you come back home

wouldn't pass the drain, we have protection on it because of cockroaches so it isnt just an open hole

Vgh... My workless brothers...

About twice a decade I accidentally shoot hot water on my anus.

Why do wypipo don't wash dey ass?

Honorable metion to Brazil. Ducheiro is great

i think the time it takes for the bidet to fully clean your ass is long enough to make it feel uncomfortable, also wouldnt your ass be dripping water?

huh
what exactly are bidets?
are they those japanese water spraying things?

No wet towels? They are the next best thing

Those countries are brown

Puto cerdo asqueroso.

Yeah, water jets that clean your ass

Yo acostumbré a mi cuerpo a defecar siempre en la mañana, justo antes de ducharme.
Es lo más higiénico que puedo hacer sin tener bidet. Porque la verdad que solo usar papel te va a dejar sucio siempre.

The point of the bidet is to clean the bigger chunks and then you wipe you (much cleaner) ass with paper

Like your ass crack.

oh yeah, those are amazing
in public restrooms too, made it so much less of a hassle

bidet cunts = ass eaters

(pls don't ban me this is not porn)

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Well here you can only find them in private residences and hotels, maybe in some fancy restaurants. Public toilets are like in most other countries, just paper.

Those asses are so tiny I could eat them in one bite

FUCK YOU NIP IM ON NOFAP HOPE YOU GET NUKED AGAIN

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