/brit/

I'm all about fractions.

depends on the vibe why u there etc
if you go there at 2pm on a saturday with your mates and you dont drink anything (and u dont have a damn good reason) that's big cringe

No? You can go to the pub and get yourself a nice meal

ah so are you an additive number theorist then?

don’t have one as ive had sex

>SQL, Excel, HTML. Work in web analytics now.
how much are you on now then de lad

no I just add numbers

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this is incredibly inspirational
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648495823720.webm

Graph Theory, but I hate the rest of combinatorics.
Knot Theory is also cool but I only like low-dim Topology.
And Differential Geometry.

>gfberg's going back to her home country for a few months
so this is what it feels like to be emotionally repressed haha
can tell I'm going to be a mess for the rest of the week

t-sql

thought I kicked the habit but I'm afraid I have fallen back down the deep hole of smelling my own farts and I mean that literally
they just smell so good I can't help it

£24k but we get to wear casual clothes on Fridays so it's ok

>Britain=England
such a poor graph

>dating internationally
BIG CRINGE

Any MongoDB man in

Toilberg asking me to come in and do an extra shift tomorrow. Gonna pretend I haven't seen the message.

>Proprietary

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your fault for dating a paki

i want a german gf

Your whole country is proprietary you retarded monkey.

no you don’t

hello unemployed

Algebra

anime

Was thinking of hiding the fact that I've not had sex for years from my normie mates, but might just own it instead
Say things like "It's been that long since I've felt the warm embrace of a woman that I've forgotten what goes where for how long" and then give them a cheeky wink and that
If I just act confident with it it probably won't be long until one of my mates' gfs engineers a situation when one of her desperate single friends throws herself at me

>Graph Theory, but I hate the rest of combinatorics.
relatable

There should be a minimum amount of tax you need to pay in order to vote and a bonus vote for each tax bracket you are in

just remembered Wales exists

for me? it's calculus

nice

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>tfw I read knot theory and thought it was about white women fucking dogs
I've been online too long.

Tried my best to convince my mum at dinner that people dont actually believe its racist to call yourself english rather than british and that i've never heard anyone make that comment in my life even though I have observed that it has become unfashionable to call yourself english and wave the english flag I think it probably does more harm than good worrying about what idiots on twitter think

political idea: abolish all taxes and give everything to the free market

I reckon every country is proprietary
Sweety, I worked in companies that sell their subscription services to a talentless hacks like you who can't do anything without full time support to help them

why the fuck would you think that?

political idea: far right social policy but far left economics

Not him but yes I do.

Fantasise about a plump women lass given me a hand job and talking dirty to me in German

>you mum
oh yeah this is her

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didn't realise there were so many fucking nerds in /brit/
thought it was just the boys having a laugh pretending

the dog's penis has a thing that blows up and locks the bitch in place after insemination,
it is colloquially knows as "the knot"
don't ask me how I know

Always best to be honest and own your situation, only then can solutions be found

yep, all the lads are there

Any Forums

imagine dating an English bird
couldn't be me

haha
Good lad

what did the Scottish ever do to you?

eh, within limits,
I had a policy of radical honesty and it honestly did not help me with people.
You are not allowed to be too weird, especially with people that you do not know too well.

Staying in London with the American gf for a couple days. Went to the pub for open mike night and it was 12 quid for 2 drinks

thank you for the information that i could certainly have done without

interesting
ive posted several images today multiple times and they all only got replies once
conclusion
brit consists of 50 same people at all times

Paid £16 for two locally brewed pints and a Pepsi, someone needs to put this city or if businesses pronto

Can come round mine if you like lad and we'll have a few drinks, all free of course so long as your gf wears something very tight and very revealing

what makes you say this?

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he never mentioned scotland once in that post

got disowned by my normie mates because I've never had sex or a gf. true story.

shot of creme de cassis up the rectum

>12 quid for 2 drinks
welcome to London that is extremely normal

When this happens I just say the dog is tied to the bitch. Correct terminology where I’m from

linear algebra
unironically has applications in pretty much everything

if she wears a croptop u can come round mine
will give you free drinks if you let me touch her tummy

Well why didnt they help you?

sorry, we don't usually have women visiting this place

mad that society has declared women are allowed to join the army and police
mad

we're fucked, aren't we

Fake and gay

you aren't going to the right places lol
even the french house in soho is cheaper than this
btw if anyone wants to go for a pint in the french house let me know

that is normal
thats cheap even
stop your mithering

Can't help those who don't help themselves

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throwing one up Fat Pheebs

They look more human like than 99% of English roses that are posted here which means it is fake

>btw if anyone wants to go for a pint in the french house let me know
no im alright thanks

>btw if anyone wants to go for a pint in the french house let me know
You buying?

anyone remember this classic meme?

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reckon £3 a pint is still the average for my area

If I were in the Russian army and I came across a female soldier of the opposing army I’m 110% going to rape her. It’s as simple as that. I’m not a bad or immoral man, but I would do that.