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busman's holiday as it were

There’s nothing great about Britain

The slap heard across the world

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That time I accidentally smacked my bollocks while wanking to her

did the nigger slap the nigger?

how about this *flops tiny willy out on the breadboard*

there's no canadian slags here

wonder how many men get too into porn and then ask their gf's to shag black men for them only for them to leave them for being porn addicted freaks
must be a sad fat wanting a BBC ripping your gf apart but knowing she will leave you at the mere suggestion of it
poor little cucks unable to be cucked

why are brits like this?

Defo staged.

Dont think this happens very often desu

was too cold this morning
too hot now

asf isnt a real person
pretty sure he's a machine learning algorithm that got stuck in a loop of blacked and 'scots' literature

It was the shouting afterwards that made it seem unstaged to me

so you reckon most women if asked to shag black men for their boyfriends/husbands would go along with it? can't imagine it happening surely most women would just say no and then feel different about you leading to a break up

sex

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youtu.be/kIdFzP0TJxc

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Yeh of course it is.
No idea why all the normies in the world have gone mental about it or even believed it was legit in the first place.

have seen her nudes absolutley foul looking arsehole on her

>wonder how many men get too into porn and then ask their gf's to shag black men
I meant this bit

Don't care, didn't ask.

Big debate on reddit right now

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If you think the Will Smith slap was staged, you're autistic.

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Cared enough to reply x

Oh yeah thats probably a low number but I'm wondering of the ones that do surely it more often than not results in the women leaving them because its such a weird request

leftpol pretending like black men are the least swiped race of men on tinder again

>oh you're approaching me!

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internet connection on a mad one

Do you have any proof to back that up?

not even sure what that image is trying to convey

desu i only think its real because it makes will smith look like a humourless spastic and I don't think his huge ego would let him agree to staging something that reflected that badly on him

youtube.com/watch?v=Ulu0cnm0yIQ

lmao the japanese translating it

Really cute girl on bumble but she says she's Christian and that her quote too much prompt says the bible
Rest of her profile seems normal but I don't want to date a religious freak

Unironically the only people who think it was fake can't identify human emotions.

gingerbread men with little jellytot buttons

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dont even remember what her name is lad sorry but believe me its not a pretty sight

>says il be there about 10am
>gets there at 9:08

just had a plougperson's lunch

Leg day, fml. What you doing at the gym today brit? You do look after your body, right?

kiwifarms.net/data/video/3117/3117057-f8d705111bd5c91074ebbea5cba7f6cf.mp4

youtube.com/watch?v=l327LbNx1_o
Literally soul vs soulless

absolute prick

Pint of landpersons bitter to go along with it

>That cheeky grin on his face afterwards

why do people feel the need to post about this online

Isn't Britain famous for keeping time?

consider yourself a bit of a pintperson do you?

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its brown, so what

we invented time which is why greenwich (where the original lab was) is the centre of time

Sucking on the gf's buttplug

That's German speaking nations

The lad has an extra hour of free time now

So get there 10mins early not an hour early and then fuck off because people arent there because they expected you an hour later

Reddit innit

>kiwifarms
mad how amers got a kiwifarms

Id say about in that context would be 10 mins either side. 15 at a push.
Nearly an hour is just taking the piss what a twat

I do 5x5 stronglifts + throw in some extra workouts and a run afterwards, pretty good progress so far. Today is rest day.

What about that big old clock?

what clock

it was a lighthearted slap even