ESLs pronounce

ESLs pronounce

>the w in sword
>the t in listen
>the l in salmon
>the b in bomb

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>om
do anglo really

english is a polluted language, foreigners ruin it, we probably just need to start over from scratch

What the fuck is an om?

>om nom nom

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The British probably say exactly the same about your bastardised version of it.

We do.

American English retains the original pronunciation though.

>mfw ESL speak better English than natives
We're fixing your lame excuse of a language, pig.

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In terms of rhoticity, American English retains more "original pronunciation"; but British English retains more "original pronunciation" for other sets of words as well. Like the distinction between new-gnu, do-due, loot-lute, etc.

People only learn English because it is the first vehicular language, other than that nobody is interested in having a conversation with fat rats.

and they'd be right

not sure what point you thought you were making

common myth. The """original""" pronunciation (you're likely referring to Shakespeare's era) is more akin to your idea of an Irish or Scottish accent

>>mfw ESL speak better English than natives
>We're fixing your lame excuse of a language, pig.

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>People only learn English because it is the first vehicular language, other than that nobody is interested in having a conversation with fat rats.

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>t.

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>plumber
>read as "plumer" for no reason at all

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>ESL says they have mastered English
>start speaking only in archaic English

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That would explain why it sounds like if you were choking on a cock.

no one even speaks swiss

>English is not your native language, so you don't speak it as well as a native would.
Surprising.

What is the American obsession with race? I thought you really were a developed nation.

We look at YOU as ESLs

If thou art not speaking ye olde English, thou art also speaking a bastardized version of it

What is the Spanish obsession with looking like Berbers?

The opinions of SOUF monkeys and MIDUL dimwits are invalid

>americans pronounce water with a d
>americans pronounce mirror without the two middle r's

>Oi looked in the meerah whoile oi drank me wottah
Two can play this game, cunt

>"Kernel, 'isten to me. They are 'om'ing the state Arkensaw right NOW!"

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They really do do this

I pronounce the first two without the "w" and the "t", but there is no way you are not trolling with the last one. I have also no idea how to pronounce salmon without the "l".