Brother nations - AmeriKKKans and RuSSians

Brother nations - AmeriKKKans and RuSSians
Similar goals - Cause as much pain, destruction and hatred around the globe as possible
Both governments - oligarchic turbocapitalist hand rubbers

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we're the good guys though, not you

Yeah, the """good guys"""

We are the only good guys on this planet and I'm tired of it.

Funny. The bad guy always thinks he's the good guy.

Every country we "occupied" has been immeasurably improved (West Germany, ROK, Japan, etc). Meanwhile every country your shithole occupied and held hostage has been held back by decades. Like a reverse midas, everything your filthy paws touch turns to shit

The grΣΣks are the only good guys on the planet

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No, those countries just became a cesspool of human degeneracy. Anime, BTS, German porn are evidences of that. Nothing you've done has been good. But the upside is that Russia is going to denazify and bring those countries in order, one country at a time.

>West Germany, ROK, Japan
Different user but out of the long list of occupied countries aren't those like literally the only three examples? And Germany and Japan don't really count because they were immense economic powers with high standards of living way before any American occupation.

puerto rico become rico under americo

Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria, Vietnam, Yugoslavia
As I said, you looove causing pain, destruction and hatred. Love instigating wars and revolutions. We’re not so different, you and I

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We also did a pretty good job in Panama, and with assistance to the Colombian government during the 2000s. Even Bosnia is better off than before we got involved.

The big problem recently is that we keep doing it in the Middle East and people shoot at us until we leave. As a country that has dealt with Chechnya, Russia should be able to relate.

The difference is, Chechnya is part of Russia.
The countries you keep invading every few years were never part of America.

Also Bangladesh, people were genocided there by Pakistan with the help of US weapons. Just like they're doing it now with Donbass. History repeats itself.

Tbh the problem is people keep shooting at us and preventing us from creating a functional government. In countries that weren't infested with Al Qaeda or commies (Bosnia, Kosovo, Haiti, Panama, Grenada) US intervention tends to result in a noticeable improvement.

>Just like they're doing it now with Donbass
Delusional

Why are our brothers in perpetual bloodshed rejecting us? Are we doing this wrong? Were we supposed to level all Ukrainian cities into the ground indiscriminately? We’re sorry, we’ll do better next time.

Actually, the result of the Second Chechen War is that Chechnya keeps receiving huge subsidies from the federal budget, the kind of money they'd never be able to make on their own. A lot of it lines the pockets of their corrupt government, of course, but enough of it goes into developing the republic. Many Chechens realize this which kinda makes them more loyal.

>Were we supposed to level all Ukrainian cities into the ground indiscriminately?
You're already doing that. On the bright side, Ukies aren't taking it lightly and are absolutely massacring your troops and turning your tanks into expensive pieces of scrap. The whole world is watching with amazement as your supposed tier 1 army is proving what an embarrassing, corrupt failure it is

Yeah, the American method is

>see country that's experiencing civil war/dictatorship
>think "we can fix that"
>send troops in
>if there isn't a strong insurgent group in the country, actually do fix some things and then leave
>if there are insurgents, war starts and US eventually leaves, leaving behind a shithole

Whereas the Russian method is

>see country that's near Russia that isn't under Russian control or a puppet government
>invade them
>they resent you, and either passive aggressively fight back (Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary) or start actively shooting
>occupation continues until Russian economy collapses

No, we’re not doing that. If we did, most cities would be reduced into rubble in like 4 days just by sheer volume of bombing, like you did with Iraq and every other war you instigated, killing hundreds of thousands of civilians. I guess it’s ok when you’re doing it though :(
Are we not allowed to play like you?

I think Chechnya was a pyrrhic victory in the same way Iraq was. No sane person in Russia would want another Chechnya and no sane person in America would want another Iraq.

You are, you're not the world police, you're not the good guys. Everyone knows that. You just go and instigate wars all over the globe and when someone has the balls to do so in their own backyard, you're like oh no russia bad. Yeah, fuck you.

I think the key difference is that Ukraine was actually a functional democracy and peaceful (other than the Russian supported rebels). We exclusively intervene in countries that are complete shitholes and getting worse.

So nobody really cares that much when the US bombs Afghanistan, because Afghanistan sucked to begin with.

No you were supposed to get air superiority and learn from the worst military defeat the Soviets ever suffered in Afghanistan.
Afghanistan
>Seize territory
>Use helicopter detachments to displace and respond to rebels
>Win until stingers, a span new yank technology are introduced
>Lose, although cause seething as sekrit Raytheon tech is sold by pakis to everyone and reverse engineered
Ukraine
>Fail to seize territory.
>Drop VDV without support
>When you do use support, get blown away by what is now regular anti tank equipment that you had 50 years to develop a counter for
Soviets and Americans were superpowers because you could exert power in an entire different theater and wage and even win proxy wars on the opposite side of the globe. Modern Russia can barely project onto Kazakhstan.

Why must we repeat each other's mistakes, brother?

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It was never a democracy. If the government actually listened to the people, none of this would've happened, instead they were too busy chopping up the country between oligarchs. They brought this upon themselves, now they're paying the price.

>So nobody really cares that much when the US bombs Afghanistan
They don't care because they're US bitches and it's far away. Now these limpdick eurotrashes are going to feel what it's like having a war a bus ride away, something only countries neighboring Afghanistan and Iraq used to enjoy.

Ukraine is also in the EU's backyard and they don't appreciate knuckle dragging russshits dropping thermobaric weapons a few dozen miles from the schengen area. Hence why rus*ians are not welcome to do business anywhere in Europe anymore. And whose economy do you think will survive the sanctions, your gulf nigger tier extraction economy or the highly advanced and developed economies of the global Occident? Accept that authoritarian shitholes are the way of the past monkeybro and open yourself up to the GLOBOHOMO

>L-look what you made me do, Ukraine!
Your mentality makes sense given the rates of domestic violence in Russia.

You’re missing key point in the latter part
>western and unkraianian forces know about psychological warfare
>russia doesn’t
Like 99% of the claims of the west turn out fake or exaggerated. Like you guys were reporting that Russians are breaking, fleeing and losing 10000 troops an hour to brave Ukrainian freedom fighters since like feb 25.
The truth is, we’ll see what happened after the war is over and like 5+ years has passed

We call them entrepreneurs, not oligarchs

It's funny because Ukraine was about half pro-Russia until Russia invaded them in 2014. I remember hearing reports that Russian troops were appearing in Crimea and thinking "it's just a rumor, Putin couldn't possibly be that stupid."

It turned out he was stupid enough to invade a country that was right next to him and turn them into permanent enemies for no gain. I honestly didn't see it coming. Even Bush wasn't that stupid.

>We exclusively intervene in countries that are complete shitholes and getting worse

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>No sane person in Russia would want another Chechnya
A poll held in 2013 showed that most people in Russia don't mind Chechnya becoming independent.

Russia is good because it harms American interests. Until Russia becomes a puppet of the US nothing can convince me otherwise.

All countries that are against America are good. Glory to Putin.

Epic facejew meme

Just... 2 more decades
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Yeah, I mean nobody would want another war like the Chechen Wars.

only when Russians are beaten and bruised they try to attach to us and act cute

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I recall that in the late 90s and early 00s USA and Russia were quite friendly.

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You are supposed to lick Putins boots not deep throat it

>let me tell you about your country

>No, those countries just became a cesspool of human degeneracy. Anime, BTS, German porn are evidences of that. Nothing you've done has been good. But the upside is that Russia is going to denazify and bring those countries in order, one country at a time.
and you are the one spreading nazism in the west.

We were, then pootin turned into a senile boomer stuck in a cold warrior mentality

Yes, America was enjoying the fuck out of destroying Russia.
They literally started privatization and created oligarchs, that are still in power now. Interesting that their pawns actually rebelled so quickly

Shh, just hug now.

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Never ceases to amaze me how fast the US media can convince normalfags that they're the "good ones".

One week from now and you niggers will be calling for a sequel to Generalplan Ost.

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Jesus I don't miss how everyone loved tanning

kek

>invades country
>wonder why people are pissed
It's really funny how you Russians paint the world as nazis while executing Nazi like plans your self.

Link thread.