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Much better thread lads

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siuu

my mother is turkish

haaha it do be like that

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Makes sense

shagging

blog on

alri

mental how the usa office brutally mogged the office uk version

a SEX ARSE hahahahahahha

i finally understand myself....

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haha Pam is like soooo relatable!! :)))

Nothing better than a bit of cheese pizza on a Saturday night.

they're both wank but parcs and rec is alri

much prefer to be alone tbqh
gfberg does my head in after a while

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Link the video knave

'

RAPIST.

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how to cook spaghetti?

>be highly intelligent
>doesnt understand self
hmmmmmmmm....

I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do a disgusting fart.

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it was literally a ripoff of the office usa and the first series was wank
was alri though

it was the office US with less reddit slapstick
the first series was shite but it got better

I could spend all day pissing
The urge never leaves and I always dribble a lot at the end
Also my piss often smells funny and is foamy
Been to the doctors and given in a sample to no avail

probably the beetus

Do you drink a lot of water?

boiling the egg

literally me

Shitting after midnight
Pooping out my bum
Farting til the morning
Then I cum
I cum

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love a spicy sausage me

Arses of Leeds Vol. 4 (DVD)

ahhhh the hour skipped ahead
it was 11.44 1 second ago

youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

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Sometimes because my mum says it might help, but no matter how much or little I drink, nothing changes

just had a drink

You're making me cry in my Manchester mansion, like living here isn't bad enough!

mental how japan used covid to quietly end all race mixing in their country

No it didn't, the clocks don't change until 2 am

sex with women

thats not what my JAVs portray

youtube.com/watch?v=ty8MZKi4Ou8

youre not an actor?
oh you shut the fuck up clem fandango, you with ww1 facial hair and your sisters clothes

sex with men

stop gaslighting me

You’ll never do it.

A few days ago I sent my Mum's mothers day card but forgot to write "Mum" on the envelope. I put the address and stamp, but would the post office reject it because I didn't put my Mum's name on the envelope?

According to modern youth slang, I am "bottom"

I DESERVE SEX WITH WOMEN

plymouth?

you dont know that. you're just intentionally trying to make him feel miserable. why are you doing that? evaluate yourself.

the postie knows who you mum is don't worry

The average vagina is several inches shorter than the average penis is long

might try sex one time to see what all the fuzz is about

expands when aroused

massive cope

He can visit a prostitute like the rest of us. Far more important things than pussy.

eggs?
boiled.