What happens here?

What happens here?

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nothing

Corrupt politics and German colonisation during summer

SEX

slavs larping as meds

Sitting in a cafe and drinking a tiny cup of coffee for half an hour even at 11 am on workdays

meds larping as slavs

Africa

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not having sex

Same as every Balkan country. Genociding its neighbours, seething about being genocided by its neighbours, reminiscing about how it was justified they preemptively genocided their neighbours because they did the same to them, join the EU and get gibs

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we don't get eu gibs

1. Croatia is not a Balkan country.
2. The Balkan countries (Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo, Macedonia) are not in the EU.
3. We do not take EU money.
4. We don’t have a victim mentality, primarily because we are not victims but born winners. We just celebrate victories.

>Croatia is not a Balkan country.
I also tell myself that so I can sleep at night

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Balkans = Cyrillic, Orthodoxy, Islam, Gypsies, crime, poverty, Turkish heritage. Croatia does not fit into this in any way. A man who thinks that Croatia and Kosovo or Macedonia belong to the same historical and cultural milieu has a double-digit iq.

sey(anal)

true we don't have (direct) turkish influence but we have a crapton of serbian and bosnian influence which is turkish and gypsy so it makes us balkan

WE ARE TURKISH
Go back

Chronic masturbators and sea access thieves are nurtured here.

Then Austria or Germany is the Balkans too.

Germs and Austrians don't sing along turbofolk with their balkan immigrants

average Serbian church looks like this

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Fuck you cunt
I really don't understand what your problem is. Don't have the sea? And why would they have it? This is like calling you 'mountain thieves' and crying because Croatia has no alps.

Manuel Neuer sings Croatian songs, so he is a Balkan guy? I like to eat Thai food, does that make me Thai?

Watch out he's going to dispute the coastal borders!

>Rimokatolicka crkva sv gerharda
>srpska
Lol

niggers

Comfy tourist place i have heard, never visited yet tho

I demand a land corridor to Austria. It is not right that Croatia does not have a border with Austria, although it is perhaps 30 kilometers away by air. How many kilometers of border do you have with Austria, and you don't want to give us 20 km? Why are you so evil and greedy?

it's located in Serbia, so it's Serbian

How are the women? ive heard croat women are hot and easy. Opinions from westerners not autistic shut in croat freaks please

It's surprisingly nice considering it's surrounded by africa-tier shitholes.

balkan country who tries its hardest to not be balkan (fail)

You already share a border with Austrian succession state Montenegro. Stop.

>croatians when there's austrina horse semen in the ocean

white aryan corats
ZA DOM

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inceldom and austrian seemen drinking

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Creep.