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>Preferably foreign
bizarre

anime

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why is it tradition to go for a meal as a date. doesn't eating and drinking make you too uncomfortably bloated for sex or are you all ordering just a salad and water

£45 for a chinkies order. Broken britain.

Communists killed 100 million anticommunists and that's based.

What the prospective gf MUST be:

Slim
Preferably foreign
Perky arse and tits
Dark hair
Blue/ green eyes
Virgin
No tattoos
No piercings
DOESN'T like travelling
Likes cooking (for me)
Wants children NOW not SOMEDAY

What she will get:

NEET
Unvaccinated
5'11
Ottermode body
Blue eyes
Dark blonde hair
Chad

do a tactical puke n the toilet

love ciggies me

love NATO

>hurricane katrina
capitalism controls the weather now?

Seems like a sensible chap

dont know ive never been

>Preferably foreign

>DOESN'T like travelling

>Preferably foreign

>Virgin

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would just like a girl with big tits who is very affectionate

non-virgin women are worthless

racism isn't funny and it's not clever

thats if i'm really bloated but even if im not the only thing i'd be doing after a meal is napping . do you think she'd wait around until i woke up

probably

The year that ruined Russia: 1917
The year that ruined Germany: 1918

this but I have dark hair, a menial job, moobs and a diddy willard

would just like a girl

Black girl I've been shagging for a few weeks wants me to meet her friends
Not sure what to make of this

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>place to myself as mum away on holiday
>gran calls me every night to check I've not killed myself as I tried to commit suicide 2 years ago

Bit annoying. She never calls when my mum is around either and makes up random reasons for the calls. Tonight's was "have you seen the lovely sky outside". Um, yes gran I have, yes I'm still alive cheers.

the year the ruined britain: 1939

how on earth can you call yourself a chad if you're a NEET and 5'11 lol people on this site are tapped

stay off the beer at least, that's 80% of the bloat feeling

time to dig out the old Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt

leftypol
>Beria was a great man those women are all lying stooges of the bourgeoisie
also leftypol
>believe women!!

when are you gonna off yourself then

it can be but Any Forums/nel is so forced and predictable

think he might have been joking mate x

fruh fruh, ancap

>ottermode
proofs for the poofs? aha

why are there so many charing crosses

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charing_Cross_(disambiguation)

what does charing even mean

>i have people around me that love me and care about me
stupid prick

please post sex footage of this lady

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going to pen island

Won't be around forever. Should appreciate her while she's still around. Should get her a gift for mothers day tomorrow.

think that was the joke

So really when you think about facism was quite benevolent compared to capitalism

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yank:
>says something
also yank:
>expects me to read it

i dont have any relationship with other people

beer is only manly drink. if i order a cola or a gin she's disappearing after saying she's off to the bathroom

penaldo???

has spainland posted any more of his escort escapades? that chubby romanian ting from the other day was alri

you cant read something that someone says

Well thats dinner sorted

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youll get to meet toniqua, aliqua, shoniqua and the rest of the gang!

Going to start a new party
British Empire Restoration Party
Will be going after some new land grabs this time
Not shitholes like India
Stay tuned lads
Going to be big

should off yourself and leave a note saying her constant pestering pushed you over the edge

the most chav crisp

>41 seconds
not watching

Walkable cities getting replaced by cars

yea gin is for girls ngl. i reckon you can get away with rum or whiskey tho

going to funkytown anybody want owt

1 black person please

>got a bird coming over to watch a film tonight
>forgot beef makes me trump like nobodies business
>ate 500g of beef for dinner
Fuck me lads, I can't be farting the whole evening this is a nightmare

Packet of poo

blacks here don't give their kids names like that, do they?

hard to accept that chris cornell and chester bennington topped themselves

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