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The blessed orient edition

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legs

REMINDER : None of the Korean / East Asian girls in the OP will ever touch anybody who isnt East Asian because they live in ethnostates where everybody else around them are other Asians.

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sex

not brit though is it?

Father into your hands, I commend my spirit. Father into your hands, why have you forsaken me?

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Clocks go forward tonight lads. Sun set at 7.30 tomorrow and the sun won’t be waking me up at 5.30 in the morning when it rises any more phwoooaaarrrrrrr

Would you swipe right? This is a man

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Brexit was always a completely emotional vote. All the leavers voted with their emotions but the remainers only got their side emotionally riled up AFTER the vote happened it and it was too late.

Most remainers just assumed they would win and never turned out whereas Rorke had spent months letting Dominic Cummings get him worked up with his buses and his Facebook ads and wouldn't miss voting for the world.

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AMWF is dysgenic
Only WMAF produces healthy offspring

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Mad how Russia might balkanise in our lifetime

wo - where
wer - who
this one aspect of the German language makes me inexplicably furious.

lemme guess
frog's legs

freaks

When you dance on a night out, it automatically becomes a mating dance, even if it was unintended, as women will be watching you

Nearly 90% of female attention I've ever gotten from strangers has been from women liking my corny drunk dance moves

Dancing triggers that primitive tribal mating brain.

Don't care if it's a man but I would swipe left simply because they are Brazilian
simple as

That's great but I don't think anyone fucken asked

>if I keep saying it it means its true

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most remainers were mongs that voted based on le monthly shopping bill. that is something bugmen do. the BASED CHAD who is REDPILLED thinks in decadal time horizons, the future of civilisations and the potential implications for their people if they were to continue to be part of this bloc, and voted with their heart and chose their own destiny.

thank you based twainovic

i svffer in Brazil

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Asked status: didn't

Mad how true this is. Shit but confident dancing gets women weirdly interested in you.

I voted for England

the price of butter has gone up 7p, i deeply regret voting brexit leavebros...

shagged an irish bint last night
she was of cameroonian descent, but still

Your profile picture is in the screenshot you moron

The way I see it, it’s all one big corrupt rotten system anyway so may aswell exploit it in anyway you can

youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
Happy memories

Yeah but you're giving the Leavers too much credit here. They literally voted to leave because they 'ate Pakis, 'ate poles, love are En Aitch Ess, love are sovrentee, simple as

That's a funny way to talk about your boipussi

had a thought which just completely vanished from my head as I was preparing to type it out. mad that.

reckon a lot of couples who go on Couples Come Dine With Me are swingers

another general dead

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60807538

rip

Brexit was a proletarian communist victory supported by communists all across Europe.

seen this exact meme but in the opposite orientation
race fetishists need to get gassed

Yeah?

voted for England DONT care didn’t ask simple as +1 ratio

asf absolutely seething atm

dont use twitter so i dont understand the ratio meme

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tfw spainlad isn’t filtered on your phone

Its over for me innit

Sovereignty is a real and tangible concept dating back millennia you little scrote. The core foundations of euroscepticism in the UK for the past 30 years is based on the simple truths that the EU erodes the self-determination of its member states and usurps power from its citizens into a Brussels clique.

I know you little spastic rodents pushed this lie that brexit was all about hanging 'em all from lamposts because that makes it a more comfortable position to be in as a loser, but Brexit was about far more

Double dubs of truth

What does Putin even want to achieve now?

Quads of Leninism confirm.

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If you think the average voter thought about it that deeply you are an utter spacker mate.

Google home is too fucking verbose.

un délice

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don't like foreigners
don't like elites
don't like liberals

And Sauron came. Even from his mighty tower of Barad-dûr he came, and made no offer of battle. For he perceived that the power and majesty of the Kings of the Sea surpassed all rumour of them, so that he could not trust even the greatest of his servants to withstand them; and he saw not his time yet to work his will with the Dúnedain. And he was crafty, well skilled to gain what he would by subtlety when force might not avail. Therefore he humbled himself before Ar-Pharazôn and smoothed his tongue; and men wondered, for all that he said seemed fair and wise.

But Ar-Pharazôn was not yet deceived, and it came into his mind that, for the better keeping of Sauron and of his oaths of fealty, he should be brought to Númenor, there to dwell as a hostage for himself and all his servants in Middle-earth. To this Sauron assented as one constrained, yet in his secret thought he received it gladly, for it chimed indeed with his desire. And Sauron passed over the sea and looked upon the land of Númenor, and on the city of Armenelos in the days of its glory, and he was astounded; but his heart within was filled the more with envy and hate."
if bf doesnt get me one weed, i will be furious
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got drunk and rendered the past week of dieting pointless

Wild how neo-nazis and chechens are fighting over which yehudi gets to own ukraine

great way for transsexuals to show women that they're not a danger to them

So we don't have any actual benefits but it's culture war shit, kk

Parliament passed a bill last week making it illegal to look at women's tummies, thighs and sunkissed shoulders from behind the privacy of your sunglasses during the hot summer months lads.

1 for all and your post got four 1s.

why should I care if it's corrupt tories or corrupt brussels who shaft me

I am quite simply a genius

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What a pack of mentally ill retard losers. How hollow of a human do you have to be to invent gender and base your entire personality around it. Need locking up

cope on tranny

Geopolitically Brexit was sensible.
UK, USA and EU are already on the same page for most issues. But when they're not, it's good to have options available to us now. Especially now when the EU is becoming more of a uniform bloc in its decision making
So now we can choose to go with the with the EU on some issues, the US on others, and have our own third-way position on occasions as well

niggard

Lieutenant general, not a full general. Still, it's an unusually high rank to be killed in battle.

Business Idea: replace flag-shagging gammons with Ukrainian refugees.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by Any Forums.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

How does this game work?

I have no idea what this meme is but keep seeing everywhere
can anyone give me a quick rundown

You have 6 guesses to correctly determine a random 5-letter word.

If you correctly guess a letter that is in the word but get it's placement wrong then it appears yellow. If you correctly guess a letter AND its placement then it appears green. If a letter appears grey'd out then it does not appear anywhere in the word.

The keyboard shows you which letters you have used so far.

fuck me I need to read that shit

feel I belong in 10 downing street
can't be worse now can it