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Big fan

A toast!
To French women

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If evolution is true why are Arabs tea coloured and not charcoal black, they live in the hottest sunniest climate?

just woke up, still had half a bottle of wine next to me. very nice day.

Genocides of Native Americans Theft of All Native Land Mass Slavery of Black People Lynching of Black People Jim Crow Laws Banana Republics Colombia Banana Massacre Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima & Nagasaki United Fruit Company coup in Guatemala Kent State Massacre My Lai Massacre Agent Orange Vietnam War Terror Bombing Korean War Targeting of Civilians Platt Amendment Indonesian Genocide 500,000+ Murdered with US Support Bay of Pigs Invasion Genocidal Blockade of Cuba Invasion of Dominican Republic COINTELPRO Project MKULTRA Medical Experiments on Black People CIA Black Sites Bombing of Cambodia CIA Chile Coup Operation Condor Support for Global Fascism Invasion of Grenada Invasion of Panama Support for Contra Fascist Death-Squads CIA Drug Running Guatemalan Genocide 200,000+ Murdered With US Support Iran-Iraq War Support for Saddam Hussein First Gulf War Highway of Death Support for Israel Support for Saudi Arabia Iraq War 1 Million Dead Afghanistan War 200,000 Dead Libya Bombing 200,000 Dead Yemen War 500,000 Dead

Just found out my roley is worth about twice as much as when I bought it due to the fucked market
Should I give it a cheeky service and sell it for a nice pay out?

Nah they're rural

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He's just known for shagging a moorish girl
That's about it really

that desert they live in wasn't always a desert

A decade of alcoholism and daily red meat

youtube.com/watch?v=_6LhpG6uz9E
PARTIYA LENINA

You're not gonna get chicks with that attitude

Message anyone drunk?

Who?

Why are these bugs dressed in western clothes and some of them even have fake blond hair haha? The gooks are getting cocky

You can give my cock a cheeky service if you'd like

why dont they dress up in asian clothes and be asians

getting beyond weird seething chinks bleach themselves and dress like white people

any good films

says you

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earn $54 an hour if i work public holidays

Fight Club

I don't know anyone.

not really

Alien: Covenant is on later tonight on Channel 4. Probs put it on in the background while shitposting and drinking

Heard that new batman is alright

Spent a semester in China and met a guy called "Long Wang"... was torture trying not to laugh everytime I saw him after that.

They're cute and pretty, Rorke

Idiot

Archie luxury is a cunt
It doesn't surprise me that his wife is Asian

had a big wank yesterday so not sure i'm up for another today

youtube.com/watch?v=SxqUoUvNBXY

Flushed Away (2006)

Wonder what seasidemark is up to

Wish she had some more tits/arse and and less tummy. Still quite delightful.

Unforgiven

if i dressed up like raiden from mortal kombat and walked around china town they would call me racisr

If I'd been born 50 years earlier I'd be shagging anything that moves but now all I see is buzzfeed articles telling me my willard isn't big enough

youtu.be/FhPUhj90Qo0

Seasides done his bollocks in

wonder what gary lineker is whinging about on twitter today

yes because they are tacky

Lol he's based as fuck

Can I adopt a UK pensioner?

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*pins a white feather to your lapel*

have you considered touching grass and not being a terminally online mentally ill freakazoid?

Any serious cum eaters in? Not the kind that have licked it once I mean lads who insist on eating their cum. There must be more of us

What Asian people's earwax looks like

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Hopefully the disproportionate price increase of crisps compared to inflation

Having trouble sleeping lately

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need the coppers to close down the house next door cuz it's 100% a crack den

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How the fuck do governments with such old populations even afford this
It's like furlough but every year for millions and millions of oldies

said it before and i'm saying it again. the word "bought" will be replaced with "brought" in a matter od decades.

dont reckon brits should be talking about teeth lad

Might have a wank over the first nude video my gf ever sent me later

Have an almost Pavlovian response to spaff whenever I watch that video, especially the bit where she parts her fanny lips and you see how glistening wet she is

Literally feeling my cock filling up now just describing it

private land, can do what they like

horizontal colab
shaved head later

Down in a willow garden
Where me and my love did meet
There we sat a-courting
My love dropped off to sleep
I had a bottle of Burgundy wine
Which my true love did not know

And there I poisoned that dear little girl
Down under the banks below
I stabbed her with my dagger
Which was a bloody knife
I threw her into the river
Which was a dreadful sight

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*has a sip from my wo'ah bo'ul*

Guess the public figure

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Stronger case for "leant" or "loaned" being replaced by "borrowed". Hear that quite often these days from morons and urban youths:

>I borrowed him a jacket
>he borrowed me it

Am planning for retirement as if the state pension doesn't even exist.

Nothing wrong with Archie. It's the phuckers he has a problem with.

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Honestly if old people dont like it they can just fuck off and die

>lets all group together in a big gang and then try and act hard
fuck the eu its a community for losers

we have one of the best DMFT ratios in the world

Kidulthood (2004)

mad how she had so much cock in between those sweaty flaps while she was away from you

Their pelvic bones are more rudimentary than ours

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these places attract theft, vandalism, noise in the middle of the night...
already reported to council they're on their last warning. gonna send another complaint now and get them kicked out

>planning for retirement
What’s the point? You’ll be too old to get any enjoyment out of life at that point anyway

me

No, your mum gobbles it down before I get a chance to taste my own.

Let the Right One In (2008)

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I watch these videos when I can't fall asleep

youtu.be/sa1scXMu4BA

gotta be trump

>great
why does this trigger people so much? is it because they dont understand the idea of greater/lesser to describe land masses?

Rorke?

It's okay to have a few drinks on Saturday afternoon, yeah?

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On track to retire at 50... late 40s if things go well.

Rorke posting about how the yellow people are subhuman again

you like that film?
I imagine you would

why yes i have another weekend of not leaving the house

>state pensions
be grateful you get anything. total privilege it is.

Point still stands. Missing out on enjoying your twenties is a life wasted

Where is Lesser Britain? NI?

brittany, france

Are you from Direland or Scroteland?

youtu.be/9Bh1fj_RCyQ

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Employment is a scam. The life of a social neet is the way to go

diego!!

dont know what that means but it doesnt matter because stereotypes exist so we're known the world over for having shit teeth

Prefer not to say

Try and take it. Just try.

drunk as a skunk. might get on omegle and make a tit of myself.

what ya having Jeffo?

Twink bussy.. vgh..

29 and haven't lived at all. Spent my entire life in front of the computer alone in a bedroom.

Don't even bother wasting my breath responding to my mother when she encourages me to get back into the workforce / rejoin society. Not worth my time explaining things. She doesn't understand.

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Forgive me for not living every day to the full like you, oh random person posting here on a Saturday afternoon.

Western clothing was forced on them while under Western occupation. Here's a video of women speaking English in Shanghai, 1929
youtube.com/watch?v=sIYjspeZxQ0

What part of Britain are you French and Ugandan flags from

did a chinaman slash this lads mams throat or what

Mel Gibson?

regarded, not known

Might grab some local gin. Still a bit early though. I'll start at 5. You?

I thought so but it's not.

Ugandan is a fat Northern bloke from Leeds

Big fan

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all by choice

both

*wins the civilisation race and makes our language the global language* continentals need not apply

In the grand scheme of things, it's absolutely mental how recent Hitler is/was

YOU'VE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

(GOT TO KNOW)

PUMP IT UP

Britain and France are not enemies, we are allies.

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thinking about this

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I SAID TRY

but we're irrelevant and all going to be mutts in a 100 years

We’re “allies” but they take every opportunity to undermine us, it’s pathetic

Just realised I’ve been posting here since 2018. Where does the time go

chooooon
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Autism

if one can claim to know something and they're convinced of it, then it's not false to say that they know, but it is false to say that they're correct
a scene from the simpsons and a joke in austin powers aren't correct, the ascertainable data is correct

Crazy how The Manhattan project was largely spearheaded by the British but we get zero recognition of it and how the US wouldn't even give us the research that we'd done for them

mad to think that Cleopatra and the pyramids are closer in time to the T-Rex being alive than they are to us in the modern day.

No

Do they?

You are suffering from autism yes

for me it's Tusker beer and after dinner

Bud you're the ones taking shots.

the whole relationship can be summed up by the Simpsons trillion-dollar bill scene replacing the trillion-dollar bill with nuclear chain reaction and isotope refinement research

26 and same
although I don't regret it at all
I can't wrap my head around how life is worth living if it is not within the greater context of a prosperous and just world.
The world is run by satanic selfish pedophiles so why should I try and create a family? More cattle for the thousands of years old slave machine?
nah
and don't say it gets better all my ancestors suffered and fought evil on the front lines, the result? people internationally spit in our face
fuck that

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Mask mandates and comparable injunctions are instances of repressive power begetting a stage for normalizing power. While you and I may gainsay their exercise, our children won't bat an eye at a perennial "state of emergency"

reminds me of being on holiday in portugal circa 2004

protesting life itself
takes a lot of gumption

My digestive system can't tolerate beer anymore. Shame. Nothing better than a cold beer and a cigarette after dinner