/brit/

>What's been the fiasco with Archie Luxury?
He went ballistic at Heathrow airport and missed his flight
youtu.be/M0dJ4Vpeyp8
Skip to the last minute for the meltdown

going to a bbq in a bit lads.

any funny quips i should throw into conversations?

ONEEEEEEE HUNDRED AND EIIIIGHTYYYYYYYYYYY

i don't respect anyone who wasn't educated at Merton College, University of Oxford.

fuck you

I wonder if paul merton went there

>2146 posts
PFFFFFFFFT

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I dont respect anyone who went to university

ridiculously knackered

He thanks her for sex at 0:54
youtu.be/tJukF2cZgUo

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leftypol has far too much time on his hands. what a loser

>something happens to a person who happens to be black
>guardian make a headline news article about it

COCKWOMBLE
SPUNKPUFFIN
WANKTRUMPET
SHITGIBBON
#FBPE #FBLC #GTTO #3.5% #JohnsonOut

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shocked he isn't gay

t. You'll work for me one day.jpg

It's a Saturday morning and this is what these gimps are doing with their lives?
Then again I'm on /brit/ so glass houses and all that

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His gf is pretty chunky.

A while back you posted a video where he was in a bar trying to get fired into a young exchange student and there was another woman with her who was slightly older but still tidy and she was gagging for his willy.

He could do better than that hog.

Only listen to music made by black teenagers

get surgery, its an hour procedure.

*loses to fallon sherrock twice on live TV*

My friend is a 6'5 big fella and married a small Philippino girl. His son is like 17 and tiny still

>mummy only bought chocolate hot cross buns instead of proper ones

Need her out if business pronto, she never looks at the packaging

Can hear fireworks going off outside, what's so special about today

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why is this middle-aged bloke trying to be a youtuber, bit weird if you ask me

ry hong kongese and taiwanese
whom i do miss.. greatly
almost made me cry when i was leaving taiwan
the best way to describe it was when my taiwanese colleague said at a hotel when the grandma operating there 'she's treating you like you're her grandson'
also being told by two younger ladies at the airport, 'youre very handsome', that made the waiting much more bearable
ugh 13 hours flying back from taiwan to amsterdam AGAINST the.. fucking jetstream, oh finally i got to a smoking room in the airport

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slebs

Aren't you basically addicted to chocolate and sweets, should be happy as larry

dont really understand why people here think theyre above when theyre just doing the exact same thing on a different site tbqh

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Weather is PENG PENG PENG absolutely gorgeous out there lads get outdoors

What's the 3.5%?

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Ugandanonce's whole personality makes sense now that I know he's fat.

wonder what happened to COYS
hopefully diabetes coma

Suppose the difference is these people are getting wound up over a vote from 7 years ago whereas were just having a chat

I need to lose weight first, then I'll see how bad the damage is.

Dark fruits weather

I haven't left the house in 3 weeks

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In Australia every boomer man divorces their wife when she gets old and ugly and goes to Thailand and Philippines to fuck like crazy

Does this happen in UK too? Probably gonna be me in the future

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yeah?

Wtf is going on at /sp/ nowadays? Jesus fucking Christ

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how much does it cost?

Lack the malanin to stay in the sun for too long, me.

Nah chocolate hot cross buns are just wrong. Can't get my head around the idea

bastard nigger cunt

duno few grand i reckon

Just dabbed on rorke.

Chew On Yummy Sweets

wish COYS would come back

roy keane fuming at this turn of events
and rightly so

it is off topic tbf

This is a Jeremy Fragrance general fuck off

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going to the park later to look at fitties not wearing much i think

Fuuuuck

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This Amerifat posted his salary on the 'dit and despite making over $100k/year (£77k) he's only saving 3k a year.

Bit mental init

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shut up coys

Might do a lay down in bed and sleep for 10 hours

Imagine getting surgery for gyno and not just lifting more

desuarchive.org/int/thread/160557343/#160557958
have some respect for the dead

um sweaty, Shane Warne died getting a foot massage and a manicure from those 2 thai lasses on his hotel room how dare you suggest he died of a meth-fuelled prozzie orgy on tour x

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You look like you're close to a diabetes coma with those sausage fingers big fella

No meed to post it again mate, wasn't interested the first time

>Hobby/Toddler Junk: 11,030

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They think their tweeting is akin to a revolution

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In what fucking way? You retard

Love a good beak on a woman but fucking hell

Stop hogging the only computer in Kampala