According to certain historical sources, the French invented the baguette as an early form of dildo as they could not please their wives sexually, this is also caused social unrest leading to the French revolution.
According to certain historical sources...
Carter James
Jaxson Cruz
what is the deal with french wives
Robert Hill
Their husbands can’t legally do dna tests on ‘their’ children so they get away with cucking them.
Andrew Richardson
We call this bread "cassetinho" (little dick) here in my region. Wymyn don't get pleased easily...
Hudson Reed
Sauce pls
Elijah Lopez
>they could not please their wives sexually, this is also caused social unrest
Based
David Hughes
they dream of being pleasured by Englishmen, French ‘men’ aren’t really enough to satisfy a French woman
Jack Flores
That can't be true
Chase King
the french just love to cheat on each other, they are degenerates.
Brandon Perez
being French is a sin
Jeremiah Peterson
Hol?
Holocaust or Holland?
Andrew Butler
imagine pleasing a french wife with a burnt baguette..
Robert Rogers
>spain and italy both ways in both genders
cute
Sebastian Hernandez
The frenshits are degenerate subhumans
Mason Sanchez
The original BBC (Big Baguette coitus)
Justin Sanchez
mon dieu...
Jason Reyes
Cheating is better than divorce or polyamory. If both partners cheat there’s nothing wrong.
Xavier Clark
>A new race is born
David Jenkins
this is oddly accurate desu
Blake Wilson
it's shows a lack of morals and virtue. it is degenerate and anti-christian, you take a vow and you follow it through.
William Morales
They're not French, and they're not wives!
Lincoln Gray
it's strange that people don't understand that this law exists to protect the bull, not the wife
Matthew Cox
You need a judge order.
Gavin Morgan
Italy can have 5 letters but Spain is too long so its shortened to "Spa"