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Tim edition

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President Schafer sub edish

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mark my words: this IS the thread

This is thw BREAD
*eats a brioche bun*

tough on crime
tough on the causes of crime

blasting the postman pat theme tune

7 seconds before the other one? yeh im thinking this is the thread

kino bun type

Need a hairy muff on my mouth this second

he still does a bit manly shits and farts most days

this is the shed
*goes inside and starts repairing a lawnmower while listening to Radio 4*

*cuts you open thrice with a tri-sword*

*shears you in twain with a shimmering shivering ice blade*

You guys have any supply chain issues?

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Pizza just arrived lads

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Business idea: provide big dick conversion therapy to lezzers

alri bizarro sam

Someone please explain how our smegacy are getting away with charging literal beyond designer prices for made in Poortugal cynical fast fashion shit
Who has this much money to push the demand up to this extent that they can away with blatant robbery? Honestly makes no sense

Ten years ago you could buy a raf simons shirt made in Italy for 100 quid brand new

Wish Asians would stop buying our legacy because they are clearly taking the piss at this point

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*dies*

would love to be able to cast fireballs

More a Thomas man myself

*Toot toots on the corner*

THIS is the ted
*sits back in seatee and puts on father ted*

anyone know what ange's tattoo on her shoulder is?
have we ever had a PM with a tattoo?

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Only 3 million people in the UK earn more than £54k
We're a nation of retail and call centre workers and landlords and its only getting worse

no one cares about this or geese. fuck off

this is the LEAD
*pours out some lead infused petrol from the 1970s onto a rag*
*puts it to my nose and inhales deeply until my eyes roll to the back of my head*

LIV
ERP
OOL

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>falling for the fashion jew
yeah I'll stick to getting clothes from sainsburys mate enjoy your £100 shirt

the rare based rorke moment

State beer power rankings
Boags ale
Tooheys old
Coopers
Tooheys new
Boags
West end
Cascade
Vb
Xxxx
Emu

we have a fairly standard IQ average for a white first-world nation but the culture is more hostile to intellectualism than average, (possibly even moreso than the US)
i think many people here have the capacity to for education but the path of least resistance has made us lazy and suspicious/jealous of anyone who has made the effort to try and educate themselves beyond the basic skills required to make money
we may be the only western country where subfunctional blobs of rejected DNA can just drop out of preschool and put on a hi-vis shirt and earn twice as much as a doctor

Just got the news, sam is making macaroni & cheese tomorrow

>Ten years ago you could buy a raf simons shirt made in Italy for 100 quid brand new
no you couldn't, stop making things up

and that's a good thing

ace of spades

Yeah but hasn’t the UK essentially always been like that? The vast majority of the population have always been poorly bred low iq peasants, they aren’t the men that built the empire. Anyone that matters earns good money.

> no one cares about this or geese. fuck off

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haha cheezy weezy!

off to london today
hope i see diego x

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We put out a disproportunate amount of academic literature and research

hampstead is a small place. you could probably hang around for a while and probably spot him

you literally could

big gurgly poo

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dont think so

a disproportionate amount of our academics are also immigrants from chinkyland

If the OBR projections are correct, real wages wages in the UK will rise by about as much in *19 years* as they did in a normal 19-month period before the financial crisis.

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Test cricket, geese and overpriced made in Portugal goods

erm..

dunno about shoulder but she got rosy on anky

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aha, me in the sun! x

mad how europeans eat horse

Greg Rubini
Writes Greg Rubini Investigations ·Mar 17·edited Mar 17

Not surprising: The CIA wanted Trump OUT, and Biden IN. The USA is a Colony of the CIA. Since decades ago. Who do you think organized the MASSIVE Election Fraud of 2020? Who could have the capabilities and the organization to do it? The CIA are experts in Coup's and in overthrowing governments all around the World: the CIA overthrew 87 governments. This time they overthrew the US government.

By the way: George Bush was dubbed "The CIA Candidate", Bill Clinton was a CIA asset, GW Bush was the son of "The CIA Candidate". Obama was another CIA asset (John Brennan was his handler).

We know from fmr DNI John Ratcliffe that Durham is investigating Joe Biden (and Obama too) gregrubini.substack.com/p/durham-ratcliffe-part3 - whether something will come out from his Criminal Investigation, we'll see. However we know that Durham interviewed for 8 hours John Brennan, in Aug 2020 (Brennan was Obama's handler). Ratcliffe gave Durham 1000 classified documents, back in Sept-Oct 2020. Durham is way too slow for my taste, but he's getting close to Jake Sullivan (Biden Nat. Sec. Advisor). Something may be in the offing. An Indictment of Jake Sullivan would be a death blow to the entire Biden Cabal.

* * *

Edit to add: isn't it interesting that the Top Names in the "Intelligence Community" disinfo letter linked by Glenn Greenwald are Michael Hayden, John Brennan, James Clapper, Michael Morell?

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Point is our smegacy are charging designer prices now and can get away with it because of how cleverly it is marketed. I remember when our legacy was fairly cheap

hello..

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'member rare pepes mental that was hahaha

toxteth then and now
on the top they're hanging an effigy of hitler

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Pringles now £1.65. I remember a time when you could get them for 50p

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think you're mistaken

producing a poo

Johnson breaks law with Downing Street parties

Sunak breaks law with Downing Street parties

Patel breaks law by seizing refugee phones

Why aren't there consequences when they break laws?

aha thats you at the "barbie" x

anyone here have a female gp? my gp has moved away and recommended another gp who is a female and i'm not sure about having a woman doctor

good lad

i once accidentally bought a horse

Pure sex, mental I can post this on a work-safe board

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>Johnson breaks law with Downing Street parties
>Sunak breaks law with Downing Street parties
funny how everyone forgot about this because deep down the british public knew that the did exactly the same thing

makes the erections less taboo

not racist but i have a question about black people's behaviour that i find weird
at the pub/club they always stand around trying look tough sipping cocktails (never pints)
they never have fun. what's the point in going out for a drink if you're gonna just pretend you're on the street corner?
asked one of them for a lighter and he said "get your own". the fuck was his problem

>mental I can post this on a work-safe board
wouldn't be so sure about that
i got banned for a completely nipple-free image the other day (at least 3 days ago)

my old gp was bent so he was more than happy to look at my cock

>black people
there's your answer

future-proofed my colon

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getting bad vibes from this

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give me a non racist answer

>32
he looks 42

>gets merked by a random black person in a bar
>"why are all black people so miserable"
STATE of whitey lmao

what about prongles

why's vlad not fighting the occupation

>at least 3 days ago
Of course

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hope hes got a reinforced anus

dont think i said anything racist
thats a VERY serious allegation to make against me

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Damn hair makes so much difference. When my I started balding I went from looking 16 and getting ID'd regularly, to looking like a divorced 40 year old about to end it. Grew a beard once and I was basically my grandad

elephant in the room, he pays rent in access to his boyhole right?

i think we can all agree that racism is bad