What's the drunkest youve ever been in your cunt?

What's the drunkest youve ever been in your cunt?

When I was 18 I had 4 shots back to back and threw up all over my friends K-on shirt that he was wearing before blacking out for 10 hours. 4 shots barely gets buzzed now because I'm an alcoholic

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on new years eve when i was 16

What was that like?

I ran my car into a phone pole wasted many years ago. That's not the drunkest I'd ever been though. I got that drunk every day. It was just the only time I wrecked my car and went to jail.

When I graduated high school my dad threw me a party with the family and he got a bunch of alcohol
I had like 3 beers, 3 shitty white claws, and then drank half a red solo cup of Jameson before vomiting and blacking out
I can't drink Irish whiskey anymore but it was really fun before I threw up
That night when I woke up I was nauseous as shit so for comfort I watched superbad and drank root beer and that's one of my favorite solo memories

I was watching K-On and wanted a drink.
I wanted to drink vodka but I hated the taste.
I decided to take little sips of vodka and then wash it down with water.
I did this until I started vomiting.
After, I resumed watching K-On then I passed out.

I'm very resistant to alcohol. I drank about a litre of local alcohol (about 25-40%) and got drunk but never threw up

I just remember having a lot of wine. Having a blackout scared the fuck out of me.

I've had enough bad experiences with whiskey that I try to avoid it. Same with white rum.
That sucks. Once when I was driving drunk I almost crashed into the town hall and ended up skidding out on it's front lawn, tearing up a bunch of grass. I made it home ok and don't drive drunk anymore. Not that that was my last time driving drunk

i blacked out so i have no idea
in total i drank about 14 beers a quarter of a bottle of vodka and an entire bottle of shitty champagne

I'm pretty sure I can't black out. I've gotten so drunk I can barely move, and nothing I'm looking at makes sense, yet I've just gone to sleep and remembered everything when I woke up.

I hate getting that drunk though. Only happened twice. More fun to get a little tipsy.

Drunk drivers deserve to be shot dead on the spot. If you take a breathalyzer and you're intoxicated there shouldn't even be a fucking trial. You are scum and I hope you die slowly and painfully die of liver cancer.

in 13 y.o i drank whole bottle of vodka with some marginal kids, and one of them rob the house while our buster, on next day police came and there were investigation.
after this i dont drink anything alcohol

I hope your family is killed by a drunk driver

Typical worthless drunkard.

New Year's Eve party in college. For fun I wore pic related and had a beer in each pouch. Throughout the night everytime I would run out someone would keep putting a new one in. Eventually I blacked out and woke up in a stranger's SUV 2 blocks away from the party house.

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I once went to the city with my K-ON-shirt and got so drunk that I woke up at home with many wounds all over my body. No idea what happened. I don't have any memory.

This, I grew up in an entire family of drunks who died at 50 and I have no sympathy for them whatsoever. They deserve everything that comes to them.

>For fun I wore pic related and had a beer in each pouch. Throughout the night everytime I would run out someone
That sounds fun as fuck I should do that. Literally have beers strapped to your body.

>Typical worthless drunkard

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Thing is I've known alcoholics who would never even think to get in a car while intoxicated. It takes a special kind of worthless piece of shit to do that. I've been shitfaced drunk and thought about how people can drive drunk, I would never fathom doing it no matter how drunk I get.