Duuuude did you know we have Tim Horton’s and FREE healthcare

>Duuuude did you know we have Tim Horton’s and FREE healthcare

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do Canadians really not know that no one outside US and Canada can tell the difference between an American and Canadian accent? inb4 Aus-NZ comparison, I wouldn't expect outsiders to be able to differentiate

I can tell the difference between Aussie and Kiwi but I'm sure a lot of sharts can't.

DUDE I heckin' love Tim Horton's

>fast food franchise is considered national pride
they really are like americans

How can one country genuinely be so sovlless? Like it bogles the mind how we spawned such cretin.

any american that spends time with you guys will figure it out eventually
they will come to the conclusion that australian accents are simply better

Take us back

they are a buffer state

That's because there isn't a difference.
The only white Canadians that have actual accents are the maritimers.

Tim Hortons is a net minus at this point tbqh. Donuts have become inedible since a Brazilian hedge fund bought out the company.

I can tell the difference between aus and nz accents.
t. played club rugby

The accents are more of a lateral thing, where you'll have a similar accent to the americans depending on how far east/west you are. The exceptions obviously are the french and maritimes, who are largely of irish and scottish descent hence the fucked up accents

Whenever I eat a timbit or donut it tastes like shit and sugar. Also pastries from here keep past a week n a half

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This country is a scam, and the idiots that say that are ousting themselves as complete fucking idiots being taken for a fucking ride.

That or adepts of the gibs.

Canada once was a decent place to live. Now it's just shitty politics and overpriced real estate.

NZ accent is just replacing every vowel with i

>DUUUUUDE IN-N-OUT BURGER IS THE BEST HOW CAN YOU COMPETE WITH CALI

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Taxes? -> Texes
Texas -> Tixsas

I would honestly trade in my passport for an American one. This country blows

Our healthcare is garbage compared to first world countries because it is perpetually underfunded and Tim Hortons should be put down, everything from that cesspit is disgusting.
Canadian ‘accent’ is basically lack of accent. The cheap vanilla of English accents.

Any European country willing to let me in?

Australian accent has a harder drawl and NZ's is kinda folksy.

Man can't wait till we take our rightful clay in America's hat

you should have let us annex them in 1812 this is your fault