>actually born on 2001
>birth certificate says 2003
Does this happen in your cunt?
Actually born on 2001
Logan Anderson
Gabriel Bennett
I'm 2003
Josiah Moore
why would it say that
Jayden Murphy
his mom cheated her husband
Angel Allen
Used to happen 40 years ago in villages
Aiden Mitchell
americans before 1983 were given social security numbers when they filed for the selective service, paid taxes or obtained welfare. Thus there are millions of american women with no SSN, and a few thousand with no SSN or birth certificate.
Cameron Roberts
Because our govt jobs has an age limit for people applying. And everyone knows how desi parents are
Kevin Robinson
I'm 2001
Christopher Howard
>1997
It's over
Aiden Myers
I'm 1994, am I too old to be here?
James Morales
hello brother
Nathaniel Lee
damn I was born in 1997 and already feel ancient
Charles Richardson
If i were you, i would thank god everyday for not being a zoomer
William Collins
Idk I haven't felt any different since i was 13.
>coom
>Get mad at the world
>Repeat
Has been my daily routine
Austin Johnson
>Born in 1998
>Lost birth certificate at some point
>Get it forged
>Dad doesnt fake age cuz morality + he thinks I'll leave the country
>Become an academic failure BCS aspirant
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked am I?
David Watson
>BCS
I don't know what that is but assuming it's like UPSC of India you are very fucked, every second bugman in subcontinent wants to be a civil servant due to British Raj era hangover there are fuckin 35 years old uncles here who are still trying......
William Martinez
>Be 2000 zoomer
>One of the rare zoomzooms to know how to use command lines, install adblock, torrent everything, and use VPNs. Currently shifting to Linux.
>Most of my friends and colleagues have 0 idea on how to use basic shit like excel and are all Shitflix/Shitmazon consoomers
Why are zoompipo like this?
Logan Ortiz
>still cannot process that people after 2000's are over 18 years old
Damn I feel really old
Jayden Jackson
Crazy how in 7 years, kids born in 2011 will already be posting here
Ayden Baker
Comfort culture. It's the same reason why people order takeout instead of cooking.
Justin Ross
My brother