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Poofter having a whinge in the last thread

You SWINE

Thanks for bringing that to our attention.

you know in soccer how if someone touches the ball everyone goes 'handball!' right right
well just imagine in handball, right right, i think you know where this is going haha :P
do they, haahaha, do-hahaha do they say, if someone touches the ball with their foot, do they say, 'handball!'? hahahaha!

kek got you absolutely rattled
virgin poof

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Could you imagine attempting to explain to an Alien why someone kicking a ball around is worth more than a thousand Asda workers combined in the eyes of society? I'm okay with capitalism, but shit like this makes me wish the economy was better regulated and severely taxed such rich people

mental how redditors like that find their way here
it's probably mihai

i mean 'football!'. football is what i meant to say.

The only good thing about football?
That jingle.
You know the one.

Are chad Liverpool suporters confident?

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tb h, those actually hateful real racists and homophobes took over 4 chan. Was a weird dramatic shift for sure. I've no problem pointing out absurd stupid shit both sides foam at the mouth over, but 4 chan was a gay support website long before the alt right shenanigans going in now lol.

We're in a pendulum of contrarianism. In a few years being alt right won't be cool anymore. Atleast if the leftists shoving LGBT stuff down our throats just ease up a bit. Stop making it annoying and forced. Most people grow up accepting and not hating and naturally don't "hate" things. But no one likes being essentially raped by an agenda. Both sides are infuriatingly retarded at this concept

football is an art, simple as
anime? video games? for children.
Grow up, watch the game. Mugs.

It'll always be soccer to me

fucked it didn't ya

My favourite footballer? It has to be Arjen Robben. Speed. Technicality. Amazing left foot. He always used to cut inside to shoot with his left foot. Defenders knew this but Robben still did it and it still worked. LCIM. For me the game died when he retired

triple dubs has spoken

doing a poo

triple dubs has spoken

wasn't aware being alt right is cool

Niggers.

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for me it's Lionel "Pissi" Messi

Football is as much an art as videogames are.
Anything constrained by logic cannot and never will be art.

shame he was a diving cunt so only remembered for being a diving cunt

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I'm apparently just like Tolkien, Bjork, and Shakespeare... Lads, I'm gonna make it.

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he was phenomenal. Remember his goal to win the UCL at wembely, last minute.
Good player, but the dive against mexico was pure scum move.

NO ERA PENAL

To lonely and depressed zoomers, it actually quite is. It's easier to find something to blame all your issues on instead of actually finding a realistic solution. And no, I don't think someone being anti immigration makes them an alt right, huge differences between alt right and just a right winger

kicked the ball around better than the others did he?

t. never watched dimitar berbatov play

will be waiting to explain how this is not art and provides worthwhile entertainment to the human race

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most INFPs kill themselves

Did the man act injured when he wasn't actually injured?

My favourite man who kicked the ball was the man who kicked the ball better than all the other men who kicked the ball during the time when the man and the other men were kicking the ball.
Really good at kicking the ball, that man.

Waiting for someone to explain how this is literally not someone merely kicking a ball around?

INFP is also common amongst trannies and effeminate gay bottoms
It's basically the sensitive & soft, daydreamy, off with the fairies, aetheral, couldn't hurt a fly, easily emotional personality type

No amount of snide sarcasm will make you less of a freak
bet you were bullied in school and have "trouble talking to women" kek. gimp.

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The man kicked the spherical object between the poles!!

would've been better if he ripped the keeper too then just kept going and kicked it into the crowd

he does it really well to a standard of art
now go watch your chinese pedo cartoons

That sounds about right. Wanted to drown or stab my heart the other day.
I've been raped by men but never done that much consensual gay stuff besides kissing.

How is simplifying something even an argument? It's interesting seeing athlets competing against each other, simple as that.

Personality types are just horoscopes for men

>Myers-Briggs
Next you lot will be talking about your star signs

Art is subjective. I can literally shit on a canvas and have some retards call my diarrhea a work of art

>The man dribbled past several trained professionals with the ball at his feet (very hard to do), turned at a speed some judged to be scientifically impossible and hit the ball perfeclty within a degree (look it up) to score for his team in a cup final

if he watches them well enough I suppose that makes him an artist as well

no

They said my neck's too red
Yeah, they said my dream was a dead end
They said people like me don't trend, said my slang won't ever get aired
They said my neck was too red
Neck too red, boy, your neck's too red
My neck's too red

My town ninety percent white, blame God for my Southern roots
Thank him also 'cause I got the juice, leavin' marks all on these music dudes
Like burnouts do with a 302, we them, we them, we them holler boys
Tatted-up, missin' teeth and scars, gang shit off the front, boy
Grew up on a blow torch, we didn't know no Scott Storch
All we knew was Highland Rim, case of beer and some race cars
Alpha male with the straight bars, Dixie made me do it like I do
And if you got a problem with my side of town, just know we ain't finna budge for you

>It's interesting seeing athletes compete against one another.
No it isn't.
Your brain likes the colour green.
That's literally it.

More of an infp Hufflepuff gemini man myself

>the man painted with the brush
>the man stepped on the space rock
you can simplify anything to make it stupid

why yes i enjoy stouts. how did you know?

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>turned at a speed some judged to be scientifically impossible
fuck off lmao

Brightwell-cum-Sotwell

This man took big willies up his bum bum

You can't though, that's the point.

You're just like me. But it's a harsh world. I posted a poem and some other art and absolutely everyone except 2 hated it. I've gotten death threats. Just remember lad, it's dangerous to be an artist these days. It's dangerous to be sensitive.... Be strong

Feel as if google's results are becoming too filtered. It's nice when you're researching something to have google know what you want but then sometimes it will hide what you actually want because it thinks it knows what you want better than you do

the man has no job, no mates and his mum is dissapointed him (the rattled runts in this thread kek)

So you're literally saying that someone scoring a shot from 10 kilometres isn't more artistic because he wasn't directly competing another athlete?

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Get Sludgebeast next time you're in SA. Absolute fav mate.

I'm a delicate little flower

who

The man posted inane drivel on an internet forum for hours on end

educate yourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=KX4rQAnygbs&ab_channel=CenterforStrategic&InternationalStudies

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ktim

the man educated himself

The man needed to gain a clue