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Nuclear edition

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RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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CHECK IT OUT NOW
the funk soul brother

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nagger ex coworker flashed a gun sign at me while driving by

NUKES! TOSS THE NUKES! HAHA NUKES WHOOOOOO!!!!!

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I'm going to slap the poster below me right in the

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BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE

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jason, his food uncooked

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The controls between the US and Canada are not very tight. You didn’t even need a passport until 9/11. Now you do need to go through a border station where they check your passport, and maybe they quiz you about where you’re going, where you’re from, etc if they think you’re an illegal migration risk, but the delay usually isn’t very significant. Sometimes if there’s a long weekend or something where there’s a lot of travellers at once then there’s a long line that might take a little longer, like half an hour. Otherwise it’s just a minute or two.

whip it out paddy

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no but please tell me how i cannot have unfinished tales read for the blind from some random US library
i can, because i will

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im gonna wee wee.

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Old Star Trek was about thinking.
Nu Trek is about girly feelings.

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I have been to 37 states and 3 countries, although including Canada feels wrong

i think there is a secret organization out there that is preventing me from having sex

I never want to visit your wreck of a country

I have been to 4 states and 0 countries (I am poor)

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>Otherwise it’s just a minute or two.
ah ok, not too bad. to me it's weird how Canada has higher prices but lower salaries. In Norway we have high prices DUE to high salaries. Same as Switzerland.

Sure glad I don’t live in ontardio

seethe

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Fuck yeah boys my new cartridge arrived. Can't wait to install this and compare it to the old grado cart

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I love America so much, please conquer us

the evil society known as V.O.L.C.E.L

What gay ass mobile phone game is this?

The Anti-Sex Initiative is the reason you cant live a normal life and have a girlfriend and do the fucking!!!

Rude, I didn't even insult Canada, it feels more like travelling to another state, not a country

you must now have sex just to spite them.

I'm just glad I don't live in the US

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Maybe I should visit America some day, idk. My friend is visiting in June/July (Colorado Springs) and another friend went to NYC in January 2020.

then stay out!

shut up fat

I would rather die than go back to Canada

The actors in Nu Trek have that soulless globohomo look. One is a short, chubby lesbian with a dyke haircut, one is an obese ugly redhead, one looks like a fat discount Kristen Bell, and so on and they even made the president of the Federation an obese woman.
Old Star Trek was much better in addition to having better looking actors.

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>another friend went to NYC
My condolences

they threaten the girls i like with either death or something equally gruesome if they have sex with me. i can't win.

Id live in Toronto, it was a really nice city when I visited. The china town was really nice too

i'm skinnier than you i bet

nice bait

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Dr. Crusher is hotter than any old Trek f*male and I want to fuck Ensign Ro

Imagine having a dead leaf on your flag haha imagine

I'd rather live in Quebec City, but I can't speak French

I have been to 10 countries, 7 Canadian provinces, and 8 US states.

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It was certainly overstimulating to him. We're from a small town in the arctic.
He said New Jersey was a dump.

Old Star Trek = Original Series through Enterprise.
Nu Trek = 2009 movie to present

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Raid Shadow Crusaders

and if you want me to be HONEST i really LOVED those tim horton corner store things

Don't speak to me or my sister-daughter-wife ever again.

Been cutting back on weed

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correct. Newark needs to be nuked

i'm the leader of VOLCEL and i will destroy anybody that has sex with you. you're going to be an incel forever.

RIP Star Trek (1966 - 2005)

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One of my friends from med school purposely chose her residency in Newark so she could take the train to NYC to party lmao what a slut

Old Trek means TOS to me

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meh looks to foreign and russian to me

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I recently found out my dad has seen every Star Trek episode and movie in that time frame, I think he's seen the new movies too

French is one of the easiest languages for Anglophones to learn. The two languages are really similar. Obviously you need to learn the grammar and stuff, but a funny trick that doesn’t always work, but seems to work more often than not, is to just say a word from one language in the accent of the other, and you can make yourself understood lol
>pork vs porc
>beef vs boeuf
>anniversary vs anniversaire

i want to live in denmark

I wouldn't advise going to large cities because they are very stressful. I live in a city of 250,000+ people and visited savannah georgia and it was still stressful despite being 1/2 the population. I live in the south east and despite it being kind of a shithole, the people try to be nice or feign it well.

My friend told me that his mom got him into Soy Trek. I told him I didn’t know Trek fans had kids LOL

There's a lot of potential destinations, depending on what interests you. NYC is pricey and can be a little overwhelming though.

Enterprise was the last real Star Trek. The JJ Abrams movie in 2009 was the beginning of Nu Trek.

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next year I will go to japan with my 1300 saved up

Generally agree, although I didn't find Charlotte too stressful, just the interstates around it

Personally, I don’t really consider it a city unless it has at least 1M people; more like a big town under that. There’s a different vibe over the 1M threshold.

I only like The Next Generation

That's where he was (waiting for his flight).
He said that this strip mall place was the only place that semi-reminded him of Scandinavia. As weird as that might sound: google.com/maps/@40.7595677,-74.1599666,3a,49.3y,182.34h,87.67t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9De38wyEodkv01SetCKKMw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

no German is easier. my family immigrated to the US and decided not to teach me but after a couple months learning it's not that hard. there are more similar sounding words, at least to me
>bread vs brot
>book vs buch
>beer vs bier
>newspaper vs zeitungen
stuff like that

How much were you smoking? I can't get high at all rn incase I get this new job offer. It is suffering :(