Im a shitter

im a shitter
i've been taking shits for 28 years (some very challenging ones)
ask me anything

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dare I say based and shitpilled?

I know the weight you shoulder user may god protect your soul and guide you on your journey god bless.

I have IBS. ama

ew, can you like not?

I took the bad habit of eating when I was a child.

based

same
i think im addicted

how do you wash ass?
I always used toilet paper but i bought a bidet and i wash my ass with water and its so good man.

it feels cleaner, and better, and since then i dont have problems with itchy butthole.

do you get a stomach achy feeling before your gates open?

wet wipes
i also usually shower after a shit and wash it with water

taking a shit lads

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Do you reckon you've shat or jacked off more times in your life

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i try to do both at the same time, gotta minimize wastage

This
Great minds think alike

Can't go a day without water me

i've been taking shits for 31 years

direct your questions to me instead

We walk through this painful path... together.

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How do you wipe your ass after the bidet? Paper? You can't have an ass towel beside it right?

Put some hand soap on the toilet paper, wipe, then rinse with bidet. Repeat if necessary until paper is clean.

Real choosen people didnt shit, i have bad news for you..