You wake up in the United States of Europe

You wake up in the United States of Europe.

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>Colorado

not bad!

>Morocco is european

>morocco

Honorary Spain

>suddenly no one can afford air conditioning

God I wish, being sandwiched between German and French girls and not sharing a border with M*rocco.

>Amadora far away from every city
>Bordering Italy
This is actually perfect, I fucking wish

new england, im fine with this

Why is France so small and why is morocco there

I see, mutts managed to steal a lot of lands from the indians

>Sweden is Oklahoma/Arkansas/Missouri/Kansas

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wtf spain is so rich or american south is so poor?

No people

Always knew if I were an American I'd be from here

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It isn't accurate at all. Texas has a higher gdp than Spain alone

Indiana or Illinois, UK look nice, I will stake some land there

The two most important Texan cities (Dallas and Houston) are in Austria and France

What is that, Colorado? I'll take it

Bro just look at what we got

>we include California
>Berlin is LA
Accurate but still upsetting

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