Firstoids be like

firstoids be like
>why yes my parents are divorced, i'm allergic to X, Y and Z and lactose intolerant and i'm also seeing a therapist

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Only seeing a therapist
I'm kinda surprised my parent's aren't divorced

>2022 Poles LARPing as badass "Easterners" or something
lmao

I'm allergic to spring pollen and I want to fucking kill myself right now.
Can you imagine hell but in your nose? That's what my existence is like rn.
Fucking antihistamines don't do shit for me.
I can't close the window because my faggot room mate likes spring air. So I either have to deal with it or kick his ass. I swear to god I'll just shit, piss and cum in his bed if doesn't start complying with my demands.
Kill me pls.

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My dad thinks therapist/mental illness is a scam

That is like my girlfriend(31) that's going to end the relation with me. Please scold her.

It really do be like that. I feel like the last person who's only real downside is bad eyesight.

Hey, user's GF! You're a baka! Don't bring shame upon both of your families!

You should tell her that she’s a sussy baka, that will work.

>had allergies as a child
>ignored them
>they went away

Parents still together
Allergic to animal dander and some tree pollen but very mildly.
Love milk.
Therapy is for cowards and idiots.

Thats how it works. Some allergies go away with exposure. Exposing kids to allergens when theyre young can prevent bad reactions in the future.
>t. was not allergic to cats. then became allergic. then became tolerant over time.

you forgot:
-don't cook
-don't clean
-smoke weed
-get drunk
-lay around
-suck dick
-eat hot chips
-wash pussy in sink
-talk shit

They can do this professionally too. It's called immunotherapy.
Just exposing yourself to different substances builds resistence to them.
The promotion cleanliness in the media is a ploy for the medical industry to sell allergy medications.

You know whats the worse? Allergy makes you brathe with your mouth (since the nose is a battle field). That will make you a chinlet and with a long face transforming you into literllay a 2/10
Allergy is the worse thing that has ever existed and ruins your life permanently

well whooptidoo, that's great guys, I've been riding a bike almost every day for 20 years now and I still cry my eyes out half the year because of pollen. Go to the mountains every weekend and once I've almost fallen off because of violent uncontrollable sneezing.
>just ignore it, just bee yuorselve
eh

Toughen up. Your nose is being a faggot.

Atleast your eyes and skin doesnt turn into scratchy messes.
t. Pollen allergic too

>lactose intolerant
but thats a sign of being a thirdie

Literally me

>why yes my parents are divorced,
Yes, except my dad is an actual paranoid schizophrenic who refused treatment
>i'm allergic to X, Y and Z
Not allergic to anything
>lactose intolerant
Nope, if anything I'd assume you'd be lactose intolerant.
> i'm also seeing a therapist
I did when I was younger. Mostly for parents being divorced and my mom having throw away money. Ironically last time I saw a therapist I told him I've begun to question the holocaust. I've since transitioned into full I HATE THE ANTICHRIST mode like my father before me.

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>oh no, not the hecking sneezerinos!! not the hecking pupperino hair!
faggots
is this the so called german humor? we dont even know what lactose intolerant is

>ignore problems
>They don't go away
>Inevitably blame others for these problems
I am spiritually a thirdie.

Thirdies don't have allergies because they have never experienced "clean".

nah jimmy boy, you being weak has nothing to do with us

Slavoids be like
>ACK

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Your own fault for being such a pussy

unironically the truth, breathing gasoline fumes and cemetery ashes daily has made my lungs strong.

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