You wake up in here
I sit on my ass
can't wait to behead my enemies
>i don't wanna die plz i love el chapo i love el chapo somebody help me plz oh-(dead)
SOVL
Take a bus to the United States and go home.
Comfy!
Find a guy named Gordo or Gordinho and piss on him.
>WE.
I lived near Ecatepec, it's scary 2bh
what'scary about it?
Crime
-Download Bumble
-Use my white privilege to score a fresa sugar mommy
-Live at her house
???????
Profit
if only I could speak Spanish, I already live in a place like that so no different.
AY DIABLO
home, but i cant speak spanish so fuck
What happens here?
This would be cool to explore if you weren't going to get stabbed within 5 minutes
I get into taxi and go to airport
pray to the virgen de guadalupe that the driver isn't a kidnapper
I go straight out on the streets join some gang and go on shooting then I die and get reincarnated in Europe or USA, easy
>get stabbed
You get shot
That's even worse, at least you might be able to run from the stabber. Can you guys fix your crime problem so I can visit some of the cool places please. I pay mucho dinero to your economy.