/brit/

swear one of thems a pornstar

Already missing the Ukraine & Russia discussion.

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Is that Liz Kendall?

Fear not. Dave shall return, in next week's episode.

this fella has the most punchable face in history

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any covid skeptics in?

say what you want about dave, but he rarely loses an argument

That was quick

Going to McDonald's rn, want anything?

20 piece mcnuggies and an oreo milkshake

There wasn't much of a discussion. A few posts 2.5 hours ago and then a load of reeeeeeeeeeeing

chicken big mac and a couple of nuggets for me x

Dave was on a mad one. Not quite crop top levels of autism, but getting there.

Sounds more like you want a McStroke if you ask me.

>God fearing
>/Brit/

What

He isn't wrong though

shall be going down the stairs to get more alcohol

>Meticulously-orchestrated plan to keep her out of photographers' views includes six-foot screens and tunnel
It’s over

three large fries
20 chicken nuggets with tomato ketchup dips
bacon double cheeseburger
chicken legend
galaxy chocolate mcflurry
and a large coke please

Be careful lad. Those stairs are dangerous when drunk

fat cunt

I mean if you're offering

*Unzips dick*

>I'm in Weymouth de lads
>I'm in Weymouth
>I'm in Weymouth de lads
>Weymouth alllllll de way
>Alllllll de way

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>chicken nuggets
Do you dip them in ketchup and move them around making airplane noises as you eat them?

Need a big fat Vietnamese pork roll in my mouth

prefer not to say

Imagine being past the age of 11 and eating chicken nuggets.

>two double cheeseburgers
>medium fries
>oreo mcflurry

..yh

He ripped you apart and exposed you as a fraud. You response was the call him Dave without actually knowing who Dave is, like the pathetic newfag you are.

no comment

Dave's still going

*mixes packs and potions*
*is on the block werner*

Daveinator 2: The Last say

this dave character has a lot of people upset

samefag aka dave

Vietlad > spainlad > holden > mihai >>>>> (power gap) >>>>>> mikey > racismlad > diego >>>>>> (another powergap) >>>> mathew

Dave WILL NOT let anyone else have the last word, he is physically incapable

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brown people give men a bad name

sounds like diego

dave doesn't exist
it's just a cope people use when they've lost the argument
bit like the retard with the gap year gimmick that failed

at least half of those posters are 190

Where's Dave in this?

>Dave not mentioned
Wait until he finds out about this. He’s going to be fuming

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mad how rorke use to actually be a person who posted here like 8 years ago. and he was a lefty to boot. just crazy, really.

Davey davey give me your answer do...

it's okay if you're a woman

ok then dave

got a dole phone appointment tommorow. Trying to think of some bullshit to tell them to keep them off my back

london paki on the ropes

invent some guy named dave and insist he's a real person
your therapist will give you heavy anti psychotic meds to deal with you and the dole clerks will understand

>bit like the retard with the gap year gimmick that failed
Yeah, that was fucking pathetic.

Perfect
Except for the non-monogamy thing

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dave runs this general tbf

vaping my nut off

Tell me, tell me, tell me your answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Dave now samefagging again.

Dave wins

Shame it's not his neck in one

dave putting /brit/ in a spliff AGAIN

Anyone remember Dave (the rapper)?

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TEACHERS GIVING MAN TESTS

>So I was up last night cleaning my George Floyd Sex arse after a furious hump and pump I had 20 minutes earlier, I was using my phone as a torch to light up the canal or passage in between the two silicone cheeks so I could clean it. As I was plunging my fingers deep into the depths of this dark as night ridged sex arse my phone slipped and fell into running water. That’s why I could answer your call a few days ago.

Helperlad >>> all

dogberg wont get off my bed so i cant lay down and post

shall by ordering a premium Dave sex arse momentarily

liked his older stuff, just putting out generic shit these days
*tips fedora*

not a bad view ay

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hellooooo?

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Anyone remember Stormzy?

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Does Matthew even post here?

MANS NOT HOT

Cyclops overlooks

TREEZA

Doesn’t he play football now? Swore I’ve seen him play for united

>fuck the government and fuck boris
rorke had never been more firmly on the ropes than this moment

kek

Sending this to geowizard to find where you live

*stares silently*

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that's lukaku you mug he plays for chelsea now

STATE YO NAME CUZ

Nah he's at Chelsea now mate

They all look the same to me mate

dave innit

Bit of spring cleaning tomorrow methinks!

haiphong

And his cringey we wuz lyrics?
>Black is my Ghanaian brother readin' into scriptures
>Doin' research on his lineage, findin' out that he's Egyptian