Boris Johnson edition
/brit/
getting blacked
my penis is comically small
any day now
British army shaking in their boots sub edition
are bozza
wrong
true
don't think the janny will like this edition
if i dont go to sleep then monday wont come
I have work in 5 hours.
And that, for me, is just not cricket.
imagine if they fucked off the geneva conventions and just levelled republican areas with airstrikes haha
was annoying in olympics when commentators would mention all the time how stoic she is compred to that annoying cunt who was always smiling and bullshit. nothing to do with sport.
Imagine if you could win an actual war for once lmao
alri
I’d imagine they would have responded back quite harshly by targeting dense population centres with big booms
Mindless ZOGbots who got what they deserved. No sympathy.
won more wars than you mate
God bless Nicola, Mariya too
Did you? What wars have you won then? Besides the War for Being the Biggest Faggot On Earth (Your DOB-Present).
Jesus christ man it's just unimaginable. Losing your fucking limbs for some godforsaken reason in the fucking middle east
all of them
only people with massive cocks can read this post
drunkenly rewatching the 1989 brit awards again
top entertainment
why aren’t all the generals just pinned? making news all the time is such a chore
Walked past an army barracks before in Manchester and seen a couple of cadets in the car park devouring a shitty nappy.
...
That's kinda sad. But even sadder is my gf had to buy a sex donut because of my penis. Mine is way too fucking long
>faggot
FOYPC
Don't forget to take your prosthetic legs off when you go to bed lmao.
just shows how much of an advantage extraversion is
Got a 7 inch cock me but 5'9 and OCD
Win some you lose some eh
Is it do being like this though? But why. Why attack babushka t.t
mans zooted
that's the polish "doing a poo"
t. asked my polish gf
NOOOOOOO
I don’t WANT nuclear Armageddon!!!
actually more like 7 and a half
joris bohnson
Any Democratic People's Republic of Korea man in?
Taking care of my Grandfather's dog and it's actually hilarious how fucking annoying it is to take care of even a single dog.
Fuck pets man, I'm way too selfish with my time and energy. Can do without the walks and the treats and the feeding and the taking outside to piss and shit and refilling the water bowl and begging for table scraps at every meal
'kin ell i almost forgot
I wonder how true this is.
Would Russia just not divert military resources from elsewhere into the war? Strong-arm Belarus to get involved with ground support? Start using more long-range missile strikes?
boris
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Usual "two more weeks" coping. If Ukraine's situation were anything but impossibly dire Zelensky wouldn't be going around literally begging for air support, arming civilians with surplus rifles and threatening to start WW3. They're in about the same position as Germany c. April 1945.
how did british vote for a person that looks like this
They fucked up their logistics hard. They've already resorted to shelling cities with artillery and airstrikes because they're fucking dogshit. They'll probably win in Ukraine, but it won't be pretty.
it can be a disadvantage... sticking your head out can sometimes lead to it getting squished if you're too naive or making a blunder cause you ran your mouth nonchalantly(speaking from personal experience)
go to bed x
There are football fans on twitter who have a player as their profile picture who doesn’t know they exist and is on £50k a week.
These users say things like “we beat you” or “you haven’t won a trophy in ___ years”. How little self-awareness do these people have?
yes, you putinbots have been saying this for nearly four weeks now.
how many cities has russia captured and in control of?
Pets are hard yeah. Christ. I illegally got a panda and I thought they were chill, always stoned slow sleep bastards, but since I can't get the normal, sedative food they eat she rips apart my house every chance she gets and has put me in hospital. Built a huge cage in the backyard but she still makes life a living hell for me. Fuck pandas. I also have an Asian centipede that's nearly 12 inches long. She's easy tho
Just give Russia Crimea and call it a day
its actually unreal how pathetic footymongs are