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>hello mate….. deliverpoo?

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go out and take photos with a timer so it looks like you have friends

tights

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the rap bit in dirty harry ruins it

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>all my pictures on dating apps are from like 4 years ago
>i look radically different now
>but i have no social life so i have no pictures of me doing stuff
>so i can't update my dating profile

what do i do? catfish the girls i match? try to recreate my old look? or just give up on women altogether??

Saw a loud 15 year old lad throw a huge rock at a bus stop shelter once and it just off and rolled back and cracked him in the shin. He grunted and started hopping away really fast.

she's cute

enjoying a cider
the drink of both the english and celtic man

You talk like OLD is your main way of getting a shag.

>just give up on women altogether
ktim

>dadberg showing me videos of the japanese lasses he watches on youtube
… need to turn in him i reckon

Got five jolly ranchers from the bag and FIVE of them were watermelon. Fucking disgraceful.

you have chavs in the US?

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Yeh. Nothing beats dels rap in Clint Eastwood. Lyrical powerhouse

lil boots~

Imagine if seasidemark was secretly related to Lawrence of Arabia?

kek my dad also does that,
what are they like lol

Just give it up lad. There's more to life than getting your willy wet.

lovely. my favourite

doing what thougH?

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>little boots
mentioned

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Yep. They don't really wear tracksuits but lots of young white shitheads who love vandalism and that. Atleast in my town.

A theoretical “helium chamber” would be the most humane form of execution.

Any of you lada religious? Don't have a specific religion I belive in but just have a feeling that there is something beyond us something greater.

Thinking about picking up smoking specifically for my voice .

reckon i could knock out every man in china

DANCING IS MY REMEDY REMEDY

teens around these parts are decently well behaved,
never saw them acting out

Doubt it

i worship nature

peng ting ya kno

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my bruddah

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Wouldnt that just make people start floating around? Sounds like fun not a punishment

catholic by birth
would recommend reading the roman catholic bible lad x

any international man of mystery man in

Why janjans delete sfw image tho

yes I am lad.

take the gaypill desu

could knock you out 1.4 billion times at least

Maybe they shouldn’t be
Put those foreigners in their place a bit

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yeah?

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I know within reasonable doubt that there are no gods, but I choose to believe in one because I find the idea romantic and makes life more interesting.

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The neck is pretty sturdy.

You couldn't knock out a wank you delusional cunt

yeah

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They have jolly ranchers in BRITAIN?!

the teens are the foreigners, around these parts

Wish I could have went down to Cheltenham with my mates, suits, pints and all that. But nah that's too "posh"