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i hate w*men
this is the official new thread
I'm sure this Eat 17 is no worse than the others although it might be better stocked elsewhere. I had an Avocado Pesto Pasta dish today - sounds lovely! Well if I said there was half a teaspoon of pesto in it, I would be in a generous mood. There was zero avocado in it. None. about 5 pieces of skinny broccoli and a fair share of basil slithers. Rename this dish Oily Pasta draped in Basil Slithers and I would have been delighted! As it was, it was nothing like the flavorsome treat i was looking forward to.
Also, they had what can best be described as a young & lost gap year student who was told she would be saving the poor and instead ended up offering taste samples of juice to passerby's. I would have asked her about this but she was sitting on the fridge and scrolling through her phone so i didn't want to interrupt but i doubt she offered a single sample to anyone other than other members of staff.
This place is so pretentious, it belongs in Hollyoaks. Not because of the beautiful people it strives to serve but because it's fake, weak and about as fulfilling as a dung beetle cupcake.
Thank you Dahlings! Mwah!!
Wow this is so me
She has a HUGE forehead under there, I bet.
Would quite like Liverpool to score a goalington please if that's alri
we have a woman mark in my town. her name is grace, but everybody calls her disgrace instead. she is genuinely hated by everybody. shes one of those alcoholics who've drank so much they've turned schizophrenic and her brain has melted. saw her get on the bus the other day and there was a collective sigh when she got on. she asked this old man if he would mind she she sat there and he got up immediately in a huff and said "yeah i would mind grace you mad old cow"
was just saying this in the pub
did the man kick the ball?
Huge foreheads are based
Man kick the spherical object between the poles?
football is a bit shit
more of a darts man myself
So what happens when you get on the bus?
yeah?
fell out of love with the game?
Porn addicted coomer here
Gee I wonder who
why did you repost my post bit weird innit
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>Man kick the spherical object between the poles?
the pootiful game
ONEEEE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIGHTYYYYYY
bet this sounded better played out in your head. I bet you imagined everybody would respond to that post with golden lel and bradly and kek. well you were wrong, it was shit
Weirder still that you didn't reply to my post until the new so you could try net more (you)'s then I reposted it and got more
Fuck you
what kind of porn
Spegetty bollonaise for tea lads :3 got parmerzan to go with it as well
any gay gooners in
I did reply actually but the thread got taken down.
>>Man kick the spherical object between the poles?
Mate.
what drink?
sometimes I have red wine with spagbol because I know that's what you're meant to have but I'm not a huge red wine fan so normally it's something like coke zero
Offside loooool
Watch JAV milfs.
leftypol's fit
>JOTA'd
Tried asking out the toilfu and she said no and she's a proud "queen of spades"
the fuck does that mean
Yea you waited to reply in the NEW thread cause your a sad little mong who wants his "epic post" at the top of the thread
Fuck YOU
today i have played some videos
read 20 pages of a book
ordered a takeaway
cooked a frozen meal
and that's it lol
what a pathetic life i lead
Would have red wine if I had some but I don't have any so probably gonna have a cup of tea with mine
>ABLs seething
>red wine
Producer of the absolute worst hangovers
gosha rubchinskiy is based though
leftypol can't tie his shoes
The post wasn't made in the old thread though, is there something wrong with you? The new thread was made, a couple spackers (you) went absolutely mental at le early thread for some reason, so i posted in there. Gonna cry?
the spherical object is your mom and she's between 2 poles
I'd report her for racism, spade is derogatory
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to blog the fuck on, sir
leftymong getting kicked out of pubs and blaming it on racism again
corrr dive in
This yank's alright
The 97 will be smiling down from heaven watching this
All down the boozer in the sky with God and Jesus cheering on the reds
Lovely stuff
Quadruple still on boys x
Remember that lad who got chucked out the wedding? Wonder what he's doing now
scrummy innit
Looks like big bird took a spunk all over it
cant believe people over the age of 13 still watch football. nothing more pathetic than a full grown man wearing a football shirt
still here
still lost friends from it never spoken to since
still weighs on my mind
why didn’t those hillsborough fellas just walk away
he deserves honourary british citizenship desu
>Raw meat and eggs in a tropical country
Real recipe for success there
proper fucking hate how spainlad always puts /brit/ with a capital b
this week's hitchens tantrum, featuring hitchens on an episode of university challenge with none other than bojo
>Q: Why have I finally fallen out of love with University Challenge? A: Because its obscure, woke questions pander to a generation starved of general knowledge, argues PETER HITCHENS
dailymail.co.uk
what happened?
qrd?
shit sport desu, unless you're playing it in the school playground then it's the tits
blacked out at a wedding
got thrown out for grinding on the mother of the bride
Everyone's done embarrassing stuff drunk lad. Hope you're alright x
he isn't bri'ish?
Illegal in 45 states
THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
youtu.be
no lad, look at the numberplates on the cars
and it just doesn't look like here either, can't describe it but definitely not england
started sucking and fucking while holding conservative views just to own the libs even though I'm not really gay
Do you still drink alcohol?
Ice cold Kopparberg touched my lips
Finally at peace
fucking magnets how do they work
yeah
ive conquered all the chippies
im never gonna stop
chips and peas and gravy
ive had the fucking lot
pepperoni pizza
and chicken vindaloo
im a big fat bastard
cause i love my fucking food
ole ole oleeeee
ole ole oleeeee
Why are japs so fucking good at making 4x4s?
Russians consider themselves as part of the historically colonised world
Shit like this feeds their disdain for the West
Drinking something fruity myself tonight
This is so ignorant i don't even know where to begin, lmao
dadberg fuming at the fella who’s winning those female swimming competitions
mad how he never cared about female swimming or swimming at all until now
check the middle east sweaty :) x
fucking grim when you see a pikey caravan in a woodland
Have one myself
V6 Toyota Fortuner 6 speed but I don't drive it ever because I prefer motorcycles.
blimey... you've got yer detective hat on
didn't take notice of the background, desu.
Because they don't go full canyonero
here's where you can begin: darkies
not even that bad sounds like bants tbf
sounds like an archetypical rorke
Regularly or?
scranning a battered sausage
yeah
dunno how it looked lad was too drunk to even know i did it was only when they were dragging me out that is sobered up enough to ask what was happening
you a bit of a thicko lad? it's not background when he points the camera at it.
for me? it's the mitsubishi l200, 2.5 non turbo, mechanical injection, free wheeling hubs, proper old school
previously had a jimny but it rusted to nothing and didn't pass MOT so off to the tip it went
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