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took a while but i finally sorted my porn folder into categories

Just had a wank to some bbw porn lads.

Any takeaway addiction man in?

the best stuff died in the porn hub holocaust

My dad is brown but it's cool because he's Mexican.

Yeah.

Have spent literally thousands on just eat in the past couple of years.

any jacqueline mccafferty man in

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Genuinely bizarre freaks
Literally takes 10 minutes to cook a steak and rice for dinner, faster than a takeaway

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what have you got lad?

The old girl's on her last legs, lads
Won't feel like the same house without the little fucker

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>and rice

Think I should shag the milf escort this week lads? A bit of cheeky fun for 20 mins?

>steak and rice

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Thought it was 15 minutes

Thing is I'm actually quite good at cooking. I just order a takeaway at least weekly which adds up because takeaways are FUCKING expensive. Once a week is easily 1k in a year. At least I have mostly cut microwave meals out, which used to be my staple.

Limmy is LAME

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no reason to brag about lasting long

cannot get any decent takeaway in this shithole

You already did 77th.

what is some good vietnamese food.

It is. But she's been nice to me & hasn't been keeping to the clock. I think she can see I am on the spectrum & feels sorry for me.

Any lads out on it last night?

nope wasnt invited to the party

aside from pho and banh mi this is actually quite peng

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No I was busy working on my thesis

ah yes a shrimp pot noodle

its because patrick doesnt have any taters

Megaliths are alright. Everyone knows stonehenge.

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>banh mi
not even vietnamese, its french

I loved a Norwegian and an icelandic woman once...until I took DXM

Drilled a little hole near the bottom of my neighbors above ground pool last night

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black, chubby, cuckquean, desi, fetish, ginger, latex, latina, lesbian, milf, muscle, other

Still pissed
Got some lucozade however

got the phd graduation in two months lads
how does it feel to be posting in the same thread as a DOCTOR

Telepath

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Very nice

A clue lost.

any piss vids? x

what do you do when you miss her very much but don't want to phone/visit her cause you know she's taking time off for herself?

alri rasheed

Lesbian massage, Chaturbate, hentai, and trans porn for me lad.

Whats your degree in? Poofterology

What are Dominos delivery hours lads

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applied mathematics
do a bit of gay work on the side though aha x

Jack off to the thought of the guys she’s fucking while she’s out and not texting you back

Very devilish lad.