/brit/

matthew zazueta killed /cum/

Why don't you fuck off over to /cum/ if you're that hungry for their cocks in your mouth? Boring little cunt you are

how can you even post 18-20 hours a day like some of these schizos

pheasant for sunday lunch

I got 9 hours of sleep and I took my bipolar meds

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/cum/posters hate him too but he's delusional and thinks he's part of /cum/
he never gets replies other than /cum/anons telling him to fuck off

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*Hangs you for poaching*

Fine. I'm leaving forever. You'll regret this

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No one ever truly leaves /brit/

George Floyd shout-out montage

We don’t want you here either Jason you fucking penis

It’s been revealed today that the ghost of Kiev is George floyd. God bless America and god bless that man

i know ill get rasheeded but here we go
>go to my parents home country 3 years ago
>realise i havent packed any gifts for relatives so buy some stereotypical brit shit like yorkshire tea and cadbury bars
>give to relatives
>mum goes there this year
>tells me they are still using it because its like their cherished special tea for special occasions

fucking poverty am i right? its a ducking £3 box of teabags

I miss Emmayank, lads

which country?

Thank you very much for enriching Britain with your presence. Your part in the great ethnically diverse landscape of Britain is part of what makes it so great.

Pooey bollocks shit cunt

Where's are Moni btw?

sorry what’s this? Get the fuck out of this thread and this country

How does it feel knowing that you are better than all your other family from your home country despite likely being a wanker here?

based

Proper British tea has a prestige for tea drinkers around the world, they probably don't realise how mass market it is

The goal gf

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More of an Andy Warhol guy, me.

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So I want to send an email to two recipients but idk their genders. How do I open? I can't say "Dear Sirs" for the reason outlined above.

RASHEED

imagine just casually mentioning that you’re a brown. Fuck right off

doxable
your welcome mate
no
my granny was making fun of me and my brother for being unmarried
she also said she remembered singing god save the king

*zipties self to this post*

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Fingered her in the alley besides the Woolworths in Market Hanborough once

Unironically same, was fucking a coworker once that looked just like this but with black hair

If the caddy is good metal they've got an excuse to reuse it
If they haven't used 3 pand worth of teabags in 3 years it's probably not actually that special to them

Are you part of a eugenics programme to breed the biggest eyebrows possible or something

i'm a white hispanic

YOUR MUM IS WHITE
BUT YOU ARE BLACK
THAT DONT MAKE SENSE
HASHTAG #MISMATCH

Exactly what its like mentioning i'm cornish

quite simply just operating on a higher plane of thought than the rest of /brit/

>doxable
blog on and bore off, then

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

I MIGHT HAVE TO LYNCH A

lol

looks like the one from that gif with different hair
knodding her head like a spastic with a dirty grin on her face

*waves a cornish pasty in your face*
here you go boy here you go who's a good boy?

Tbf no one expects the American posters to be white anyway.

i'm addicted to wanking lads

I was built for a good reason

>>tells me they are still using it because its like their cherished special tea for special occasions
thats cute though

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so far been on Any Forums and played video games for majority of the day
done about 30 mins of work

it comes in a cardboard/paper box

its not 2014 anymore mate
tumblr lasses like this dont exist anymore

I'm usually not the sort of person to say that people with certain beliefs look a certain way but that guy definitely looks like the kind of wanker that would do something like that.

Okay I figured out that they are both men should I go with "Dear Messrs."?

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its sunday lad, you shouldnt be working on the sabbath

Third time I've seen this today, get new material