Behold

Everytime I take a dump I just take a shower. I pretty much time my shits for when I shower anyways.

I never understood how to use these things even though they are everywhere
are you just supposed to wash the shit out of your ass by hand or with a spoonge or what? it's disgusting and makes it impossible to use tp if you get your asshairs wet

Did you have install a manual gearbox to your toilet?

Maybe I will! *kneels in front of you*

Does yours wash both ass and pussy like ours?

why do you get shit/piss on your balls?
you're the weirdest american on this board currently.

You just turn it on and it cleans your brown starfish and then you dry it off with some tp after
Yeah it’s got a pussy setting and I turned it on and it tickled my balls

>he doesn’t get shit on his balls

it doesn't
you're still gonna have shit lodged in your asshole, it only cleans the outside
only toilet paper can clean properly

From the U.S. picrel is mine (can't remember why I'd timestamped it). Any bidet is better than none, but I personally prefer hand-held jets. They tend to yield far higher water pressures and are easier to control.

I

forgot picrel

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Why does this look like a frame out of the Pajeet comic?

hate that type of tiled flooring

TP never made sense, it's complete bullshit.
It's like trying to scoop up peanut butter from a carpet

love that type of tiled flooring