EFLs be like

EFLs be like

>there's two dogs outside
>I have less things than you
>us EFLs speaker better than you
>this car drives really good
>I'm going to quickly eat
>hopefully he arrives on time
>it's imperative he arrives on time
>open up, it's me
>what are you waiting for?
>if I was rich, I'd never work
>can I go to the bathroom?
>let's lay on the bed.
>he lied on the floor
>he saw hisself in the mirror
>confuse there their and they're
>confuse your you're and yore
>confuse effect and affect
>confuse farther and further
>confuse then and than
>confuse whose and who's
>confuse past and passed
>"payed" for paid

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>>us EFLs speaker better than you
*speak better than you

half of these aren't even real solecisms

Caralho que engraçado, hein? Já pensou saltar da ponte? Fica a dica.

if EFLs means "black people" then yeah

yeah they are. name one that isn't.

Most retarded thing I see EFLs doing regularly is mixing up it's and its
Takes 15 seconds to learn difference

>use apostrophes to pluralize
>if there was
>if I was

>what are you waiting for?
there is nothing ungrammatical about ending a sentence with a preposition

dangling prepositions are shit form

Don't forget
>Should of
>Always mistaking they're their there
Kek

It's perfectly fine in Germanic languages, you're not a hon hon oui oui baguette

Acho q vc n pegou o ponto mano
EFL = English as First Language
Eles tão falando mal de si mesmos kkkkkkkkk

I isn't cannot speak english very gooder

>>it's imperstive he arrives on time
>>open up, it's me
>>what are you waiting for?
>>can I go to the bathroom?
what's wrong with these?

>I'm going to quickly eat
nothing wrong with this
>open up, it's me
nothing wrong with thus
>what are you waiting for?
nothing wrong with this
>can I go to the bathroom?
nothing wrong with this (unless you're a whingeing schoolteacher)
>let's lay on the bed
nothing wrong with this
>he saw hisself in the mirror
nothing wrong with this (it's more correct than "himself")

Nossa, agora que eu vi. Cringei comigo mesmo, vou-me embora deste fio pra nunca mais voltar. Abraço aí, amigo e obrigado por avisar.

Nothing wrong with them in truth, but I suspect the criticisms for the first and last are:
>it's imperative that he arrives on time
even though "that" can be omitted here, and
>may I go to the bathroom?
even though "can" is synonymous here. No idea how the other two could be considered wrong

>>open up, it's me
I don't think monogamous relationships "work" (beneficial to society + bring happiness to both partners).
I'm not saying this to justify myself cheating on my loyal gf but fucking one hole gets boring. Especially how ez it is to arrange for sex in my city.

>it's imperative he arrives on time
not sure. possibly OP thinks the expletive "it" means you need the conjunction "that" before the clause "he arrives on time" (--> it is imperative that he arrives on time) or he thinks "imperative" isn't an adjective as well as a noun and it should be "it is an imperative [that] he arrives on time," or maybe there's a problem with the verb tense that I'm not seeing
>open up, it's me
it's a comma splice but completely fine in colloquial writing/speech
>what are you waiting for?
nothing wrong with this
>can I go to the bathroom?
nothing wrong with this

It’s imperative he ARRIVE on time. Learn to subjunctive braindead Amerimutts.

>open up, it’s me
In proper English be isn’t be transitive. This should be “it is I”.
>what are you waiting for?
For what are you waiting.
>can I go to the bathroom?
May I go to the bathroom.

EFLs be like
>hello, what's your name?

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Subjunctive got phased out centuries ago, grandpa.
>what are you waiting for
>for what are you waiting
It's the same exact thing, just different word order. Both are still grammatically correct.
>may I go to the bathroom
Fuck off Mrs. Dorris

Fuck it's actually that the clause is in the subjunctive mood, meaning you use the base form of the verb, so "arrives" should actually be "arrive" in "it's imperative he arrives on time."