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HELLO! My name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you this most amazing book!

No I mean like she's not sucking my dick, but she asked me if I were to have my dick sucked would I enjoy a finger in my butt? And I said no and she said why not? It's where the male g spot is

well? why not?

AAAHHHHHHHHHH

I was happier when I was fapping everyday

I just told her I don't think I'd like it, but the real reason is I'm afraid that they would get poop on their finger

you're just addicted to dick bro, give it a few months and it'll go away

I had a girl try it without asking once. It was too ticklish lol

there should be playgrounds for adults

a girl licked my asshole before and that was weird and tickly.

I’m going to sleep but If aliceposter or anyone from NY is reading this, how can I meet people my age? I’m trying to find people 18-24 (or 26) but everyone around me are really old people or stereotypical bimbo Stacies or guys that fit the whole “I’m John and I hate every one of you” meme. Leddit banned me because the mod got triggered that I don’t want to meet old boomers.

In b4
>you should meet old boomers
I know enough that I’ve grown more alone myself
>you should’ve met them in college
I was literally disabled and did my courses remotely

To the user that said join a club, none around me have younger people; same goes for the gym. Bars are filled again with the same stereotypes I mentioned and I don’t like drinking anyway. I’m beginning to think if this type of young demographic hangs out in certain places I don’t know about or am not that familiar with.

Is queens really that fucked? I once wandered in Central Park but approaching randos just felt weird to me. NY’ers don’t like it when randos approach or say hi, they have a life to attend and wouldn’t want to know a rando person out of the blue.

I'm just sad that I can't get females bro
Imma fap again tonight fuck this nofap shit

They're called gyms

I wouldn't mind getting my ass licked because I know the poo is safe inside

niggas be like

"but I keep my poop collection there"

Not really, there’s always residual poo unless you have a bidet.

National parks
Amusements parks
Las Vegas
Amsterdam
Bangkok

why would you not have a bidet

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The act would have to be completed in the shower

If some fat retard shit on your plate, and then wiped the plate off with toilet paper, would you be okay with eating food off of that plate? Or would you want the plate to be washed?

Dave & Buster's

>when I lived in NY i went to college and was apart of a few clubs in and outside school. easiest way to make friends is those two things. i also volunteered a lot and picked up some friends that way
I’m already out of college tho, never really had the chance to make some sadly. I’ll try to find more things and if it doesn’t work out, I’ll try to find some in Manhattan I guess.

If anyone can throw their 2 cents here I’ll appreciate it by the time I wake up and look this thread up in the archive. Night /cum/, sweet dreams

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I'm thirsty!!! Might get a cheeky bokkle or two yes yes
youtu.be/aI0g6tmAp5g

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i am become sneed
the feeder of seed

horrifying

Yes mr abe

The mouth should not be anywhere near the anus end of story

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i meant more like in peoples neighborhoods and stuff so that you could meet local people in your hood and play around on cool stuff outside. id rather have a giant playground in a park 10 mins from my house than have to fly to bankok to do that type of stuff.

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Go to college?

Ayy lmao

that's not real is it?

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What about people who identify as human toilets? I saw a really heartbreaking Reddit post where a human toilet came out to his parents, and they disowned him :’(

funniest thing about Tranny porn is that they're all like 10/10 super models compared to the average tranny
god damn trannies are not good looking

I think "adventure centers" and shit like obstacle courses in gyms would be the closest thing

Takes morer than two helium ballons to lift her fatty body up

this dude watching tranny porn

Business idea:
Pump people’s colons full of enough helium for them to fly like a big fart zeppelin

"Hello this is my son Jimm-.. Erm.. I forgot. My 'daughter' Jenna."

Are there really people named Jimothy?

what's a thirty year old man supposed to do in this society if he wants to go on the slide

cute!

Some kind of a Piper... But instead of Led, it's Lead Piper

gay if you wouldn't

Socially acceptable for grown men to use slides at water parks, no?

It's all about the conditioning, plus the fact that most tranny pornstars don't cut their cock n' balls off. You lure them in with wanting to be a dickgirl and the justification of wanting a vag overtakes their thoughts until they make the transition, realize their mistake, and neck themselves on a sturdy pipe. The docs make fuck tons of money too since they goad them on and the mentally ill don't know any better.

>I’m beginning to think if this type of young demographic hangs out in certain places I don’t know about or am not that familiar with.
location is really important. you're more likely to find 20-somethings in bushwick, wall street, midtown, greenpoint, williamsburg, etc.
but if you're in queens there's plenty of 20-somethings in astoria

only if you have a female chaperone aka gf

>and neck themselves on a sturdy pipe
Wait is that why no apartment I’ve ever lived in has had anything remotely appropriate as a chin-up bar? They’re designed so it is very difficult for residents to off themselves in their bug pods?

I can see being perceived as creepy if going alone, but it’d be normal with a group of bros having some cheeky fun

a group of 30-something men at the waterpark would be double creepy

says you

the lazy river is the APEX of comfy summer fun

I'd assume so. Apartments are formed like a bee farm when you really think about it. Also the life of urban living contributes to the further dehumanization of people, so suicide rates are higher. Remember to always live rural friends.

I don’t see it, but I’ve also never been to a water park so I don’t really know the vibe